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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    "I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
    Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

  3. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    The problem with school isn't the students or anything like that.
    The problem with school is that they expect everyone to excel in everything. That's just stupid. People are amazing at certain things and horrible at other ones.
    Honestly, it's like:
    "Oh, you're not good in math? Well, who cares about how good you are in art! You need to be amazing at math! Don't you realize how stupid you are? Who cares that you can play 24 instruments? You aren't good at this one thing, therefore, you're stupid! You won't get far in life!"
    It can even be the other way around!
    You could be the top of your class in math, but (oh no!) you're just barely passing in History! Obviously you are a very unintelligent creature and need to be punished harshly for this horrific crime!
    No. You don't need to know everything. Stop stressing people out who are already having a really hard f.ucking time just getting through life.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Sometimes the most educated people tend to be the most ignorant.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

  6. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
    it tests my patience
    it tests my ability to hold my pee
    it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch

  8. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    School doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your
    Memory,
    It tests my patience,
    It tests my ability to hold my pee,
    It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch

  9. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    "Blow minds, not dudes"
    actually, you can do both! what a concept! that woman can be intelligent as well as sexually active! and that we don't live in the 18th century and woman don't have to be pure virgin housewives if they don't want! oh my gosh

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I hope my word's make you feel as
    stupid as you really are.

  11. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Intelligence isn't about memorising - it's about understanding.

  12. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
    Artificial intelligence.

  13. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 12:17am UTC
    "The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about everything they are doing in their life.' - Vasudev

  14. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:29am UTC
    School doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your memory.

  15. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    I really think intelligence is overrated because if you take notice
    it's always the smartest people who are the most depressed
    and the densest people who are the happiest

  16. AmirahMirror* AmirahMirror*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 8:41am UTC
    Your IQ test results came back negative.

  17. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 12:45pm UTC
    Please overuse your
    | in 'teligəns |
    it's se❌y as fu©k

  18. TinkyMJ TinkyMJ
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I HATE when people say that I look beautiful, 'cause I don't understand them. I can't see my beautiful facts; and I can't see what people see.
    When people say that I'm ugly, I don't care 'cause it's more important what you believe than what people say; but when they say I'm pretty... I prefer them to say that I'm intelligent, because intelligence it's more important than beauty.

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2016 11:35am UTC
    The Venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:03pm UTC
    Beauty or brains?
    F.uck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my t.its so you can take me seriously? Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

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