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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    There with fantastic garlands did she come
    Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
    That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
    But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
    There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
    Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
    When down her weedy trophies and herself
    Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
    And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
    Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
    As one incapable of her own distress,
    Or like a creature native and indued
    Unto that element: but long it could not be
    Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
    Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
    To muddy death.
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  2. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:38am UTC
    Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
    Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
    Me: So I could be friends with me.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I remember last year there was
    a boy in my art class and he had a crush on me but he was really awkward and one time he was going around the room poking people with pens (i have no idea) and he poked me and it hurt so i accidentally said "ow!" and he was like "OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY...." and then he put his hand out for me to shake and i just i don't know do people even shake hands anymore for this kind of stuff i didn't know what to do so i ran away um

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    If you ever feel lame, just know that the most rebellious thing I've ever
    done was today and it was getting my cartilage pierced, when my dad said I couldn't. And I was with my mom when I got it done.

  5. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC
    * At the store *
    Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
    Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
    *Goes to the hot guy to check out*
    Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
    Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
    Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
    Me : Urm, thanks
    Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
    Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*
    I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.

  6. olivia* olivia*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    If I say shut up and you say make me
    I will instantly consider kissing you

  7. TheDysfunctional TheDysfunctional
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Hey!
    ...i love you...

  8. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    does anyone else find it strange that basically all witty is is quotes about being on witty

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