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* At the store *
Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
*Goes to the hot guy to check out*
Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
Me : Urm, thanks
Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*

I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.
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30 faves · 1 comments · Aug 4, 2013 2:27am

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XxVasHappeninxX · 1 decade ago
I opened a shook up drink and it went everywhere and the hot guy had to clean it.. I felt awful haha.
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