Best Im Quotes This Week

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 9:10pm UTC

What if Steve went on vacation
To find people on witty.
The person who causes the most crap.
The most famous.
The funniest person.
The "dude,"
Like, what if he's tracking down our addresses right now.
Just to visit us.

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alyson545
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC

We buy things
we don’t need
with money
we don't have
to impress people
we don't like.
nmq

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 5:20am UTC

They judge me before they even know me.
That's why I'm better off alone.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:27pm UTC

i'm in one of those
well-today-is-a-Sunday-I'm-not-going-to-change-out-my-pajamas-i'll-do-my-homework-later-on-tonight-because-witty-is-more-important
Type of moods

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 6:23am UTC

No I'm an open book.
Everybody seems to know my
secrets before I know them
myself.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:30pm UTC

if I'm crying
Don't say anything,just hug me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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notyourordinaryboy
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I'm f
a
l
l
i
n
g
for you.♥

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 5:06pm UTC

And then I'm like, "Who cares? I'm awesome."

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TheJealousOne
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 10:27am UTC

Me: Breathes
Mum: I'm sick and tired of your attitude

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Fave if you do one of these in class :
1. Peel off your nail polish
2. Search your hair for split ends
3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
4. Draw hearts on your paper
5. Draw smileys on your hand
6. Secretly eat
7. Pass notes
8. Make weird faces to your friends
nm/nmq

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Oreo_o
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 10:56pm UTC

* * * * *
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One day all of our dreams will come true.
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alyson545
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:12pm UTC

me when i havent eaten: im hungry
me when im full: im hungry

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basicallyeric
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:53pm UTC

So girls
are always wondering what a guy is thinking when he likes her.
Well, we're not really feeling anything different from girls.
When we like a girl, we're constantly thinking about that one girl.
You're thinking about the he way she talks, her hair, her clothes, everything.
And you'd do anything in the world to make her happy.
To make her laugh and smile.
And you remember all the little things about her.
Anything that makes her special and different.
And you really want to tell her how you feel, but you can't get the words out.
I know it sounds corny and fake, but we feel the same way girls do.
We may not show it as much, but we do.

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alyson545
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 11:29pm UTC

shoutout to my mom for
giving birth to me
another socially awkward person added to the world right there

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I've turned into a person I never wanted to be
and I'm sorry

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onedreamonedirection
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:34pm UTC

I think I should press delete and clear my history.

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ily44forever
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Kid: Mommy, what made you decide to give me this name?
Mom: Well Stacy, I have a very simple answer to that question.
Mom: Simply because, Stacy's mom has got it going on.
Mom: She's all your father and he waited for so long.
Mom: Stacy can't you see, you're just not understanding.
Mom: I know you think it's wrong, but your friends in love with your hot mom.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:15pm UTC

meow.
mrow
mew
purr
meeeeooowwwwwrrr
hisssssssss
meow.

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PinkPenguins
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Dad: GET UP, you'll be late for school get out of bed NOW
Me: I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me
as one of their own and if I leave now I may loose their trust.
Dad: You what?

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yuzermali
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Person: You're pretty!
Me: *laughs like a pixie from The Fairly Oddparents*

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