Best Helpme Quotes Today

chickittylover
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Quote format edited by chickittylover
OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
~me texting my crush~
crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC

If it's true that you are what you eat
I would totally eat Beyoncé.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

when you get a cute text from a cute
person and your heart does the thing

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Help me you guys!
I was just at the mall and someone came up to me and said "BravoSierra" and ran away. If it was you, please tell me!

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 3:01pm UTC

You know what's the worst thing on earth? Being the third wheel, I have been the third wheel all my life and I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE BYE

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC

the way your stomach
d r o p s
when you know you really
s c r e w e d u p

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gab*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:41pm UTC

my life isn't even
a LIFE ANYMORE, it's simply a DULL EXISTENCE.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 1:22am UTC

Broken up deep inside,
but you won't get to see
the tears I cry
Song credit to Kelly Clarkson

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someoneinhiding

posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Sending a message about your crush to your crush on accident...
yes this is what i just did.
oh shh!ttt.
there goes my chances.

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:06pm UTC

one cut for not being skinny enough
one cut for not being pretty enough
one cut for not having good grades
one cut for not having perfect hair
one cut for that cookie
one cut for being ugly
one cut for not throwing everything up
one cut for mom yelling
one cut for not making him happy enough
one cut for becoming too overwhelmed
one cut for crying again
one cut for holding everything in
one cut for not being there for everybody
one cut for being a disappointment
one cut for realizing why he left
one cut for remembering the past
one cut for not being perfect
one cut for wanting to die
one cut for missing him
one cut for wanting it to be the way it used to be.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 11:52pm UTC

MOTHS KEEP CRAWLING INTO MY SHOWER FOR SOME REASON AND I'M REALLY SCARED THAT THEY'RE GOING TO DROWN SO I'M RESCUING THEM LIKE EVERY FIVE MINUTES BUT THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM AND I AM DISTRESSED BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO DIE!!!!!!

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gab*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:46pm UTC

it seems lately
that i cry about one thing, and then
i end up crying about everything
GOING WRONG IN MY LIFE.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:54pm UTC

I'mHelpFineMe
Format by Breeze

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:03pm UTC

that awkward moment when... your best friend goes up to the guy u like at lunch while he's sitting with his friends and my best friend says "she likes you" and points to you, what the he.ll do u do??? Then he says shut up 3 times fast and gets all red in the face, does he like you back??? idk, please help me....

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