Best Hello Quotes This Week

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC

if you think
I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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lettherainhideyourtears
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 11:12am UTC

Boys always whine about how girls are so confusing.
I swear to God if they just looked at witty they would understand everything.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:11am UTC

Hello, My name is:
Shh...I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:05pm UTC

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

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ElleRain10
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Yes, Facebook.
I do know them.
Do I want to be their friend?
No.
~sandrasaurus format~

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 5:07pm UTC

"Hello"
~ Shakespeare

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 6:55pm UTC

█████████████████████
When you're about to say goodbye,
Think twice.
Look back.
And remember how hard it was to say hello.
█████████████████████
Cookiedoughformats

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 26, 2014 10:31pm UTC

Hello
Hello, to the girl who never gets noticed at school
Hello, to the boy who sits alone at lunch
Hello, to the person who is surrounded by lots of people but still feels alone
Hello, to the younger sibling who gets not attention
Hello, to the person who thinks no one cares
Hello, to the kid who gets told by their parents that they aren't good enough
Hello, to the music lovers
Hello, to the sport fanatics
Hello, to the kid who is a great artist
Hello, to the kid who puts on a fake smile
Hello, to the kid who isn't afraid to be himself/herself
Hello, to the kid who dressed up today or did something special and no one noticed
Hello, to the kid who opened up the door for someone and didn't even get a "thank you"
Hello, to the readers out there
Hello, to the genius's
Hello, to the sick children who are fighting just to survive
Hello, to the kid who is thinking about writing a suicide letter
Hello, to the kids who lost their parents
Hello, to the kid who thinks they are not good enough
Hello, to the kid who feels invisible
Hello, to the dreamers out there
Hello, I am Kelsey
And I care
Hello to everyone in this world
We are all different and unique
And everyone deserves a Hello

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:27pm UTC

As soon as Steve follows you,
hell that notification becomes a war trophy.

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DinosaurDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Hey, you, yeah you!
Stop scrolling.
Just wanted to say something
You're beautiful
Alright, carry on!

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:13pm UTC

A SIMPLE HELLO WOULD DO,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 1:36am UTC

All i know that we
said hello ,and your eyes
look like coming home.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

My friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like "why do you keep saying you only live once" and he was like, "Oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting."
format by dance818

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:42pm UTC

HELLO is a single word that can change your life. ONE WORD, 5 LETTERS, NEW YOU, HAPPY.
What's so hard about that?
Say Hello. You'll be surprised where it gets you.
It's the first word toward a friendship. Towards finding your true love. Towards finding your purpose.
If I hadn't said hello I would never have met so many amazing people...Rachael, Eileen, Elyssa, Sara, Nate, Joe... so many more <3
*brie you dont count we started with goo goo ga ga ;)
So say hello.
it'll be worth it,

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dancechamp1
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 1:33pm UTC

I'm just a normal girl. I go through everything other girls go through. Fitting in. Silly crushes. Thinking you're never good enough. Especially for him... I like him. A lot. I may even love him. But he probably doesn't even notice me. He's perfect. To me, at least... One problem. He's popular. Handsome. Very kind. Not the tallest, but it makes him cuter. He's so nice to everyone, and talks to even the non popular people like they're his best friend! I love that about him. i love everything about him. Me? I'm sort of a nerd. I care about school maybe more than I should. I get straight A+'s. I, for one, think i have a good personality, but most guys don't care about that. I'm not the prettiest person. Certainly not as pretty as her. And not pretty enough for him...
so thats my life story, in a nutshell.
if you read all of this, thank you:) from what i've seen, people here hate it when others talk about their problems. thinking they're looking for attention. but this is just me telling you a little bit about myself.

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bye*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:53am UTC

i only look good in certain lighting
(complete darkness)

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