Best Gosh Quotes This Week

yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC

that one password you use for everything
and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:11am UTC

i just want do romantic stuff
like wake you with a blow.job

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† *
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

Isn't it crazy how
one mistake can change your WHOLE life around?

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I was in a radioshack with my brother while snapchatting my friend
& I thought I'd just take a picture of the cashier while he was cashing us out because, I don't know I was bored. it was going great until the flash went off

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...*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Feeling upset?
remember this:
today I was at walmart
i thought i saw my friend
who i havent seen for years
I ran to her
And tripped
Landed on her
And realized that wasn't her..
It was a mannequin.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 10:28pm UTC

THIS AIN'T NOTHING,
nothing but a goodbye town.
These streets are only bringing me down.
I've gotta find a way to finally get out,
OUT OF THIS GOODBYE TOWN.

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daniigee
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:10pm UTC

The worst thing is:
"oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW"
"do you draw? you do? DRAW ME"
"you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY"
"you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW"
"you speak that language? SAY SOMETHING IN IT"
"you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW"
like no

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:11pm UTC

*waits for all the comments
complaining about the new witty
layout because even though everyone
knew it was coming they'll still be babies
about it because it always happens that way.*

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 3:09am UTC

DOES STUFF HAVE TO HAPPEN IN SCHOOL WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?!o.O

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 1:39am UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
I always ruin my friendships.
Bet you he hates me now.
Everyone hates me anyway.
Why should I even try?

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Someone called me pretty,
I blushed and took the compliment.
Someone followed me on witty...
I arranged our marriage.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:51pm UTC

*makes quote*
*chooses catagory*
*clicks add*
"uh oh you need to add at least three tags"
okay
*adds three tags*
*clicks add*
"uh oh you need to select a catagory"
seriously -_-

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lilster62
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Look into my eyes.
I see right through your lies.
Tell me what you think I want to hear.
But all I wanted was a true friend, dear.
~me

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 6:26pm UTC

The teachers always put me in groups with people who do not do anything
I do all the work
They get all the credit
And to the teachers it is totally fine

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 5:30pm UTC

THE RENAME BUTTON
AND THE DELETE BUTTON
SHOULDN'T BE SO CLOSE

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brokenlungs
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:40pm UTC

There will always be guys that prefer other guys instead of girls.
No matter what you say.
So get the f/ck over it.

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CarCar27
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:21pm UTC

.•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
`•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
I get jealous,
I get mad,
I get worried,
I get curious,
but that's because I care about you
.•*¨¯¨*•.………………............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
.•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´

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fefe123
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 12:14am UTC

Boys are like...I Don't want much
But she has to have Big Boobs, Big Butt
Niice Eyes, Niice Teeth, Tattoos
This ain't Build a Biitch Work shop!
You get what you get and you Don't throw a fit.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

i try so
HARD
and i'm never
THE ONE.

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wanderer*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 11:09am UTC

Me: *hits you with a big metal bat that's on fire, and has spikes on it*
Me:*yelling* MY BEST WITTY FRIEND, FUNKYHOTGIRLxx, IS NOT LES, OR BI. SO F.CK OFF AND LEAVE HER ALONE. NOW GO APOLOGIZE!!!!

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