Golf Quotes

TheCovertComic
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January 23, 2021 1:25pm UTC

After years of study and practice, I'm now a scratch non-golfer.

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November 17, 2017 3:03am UTC

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piercethegabrielle
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March 30, 2014 1:17am UTC

[rich white dad voice] golf

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cupcakes21
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October 7, 2013 11:59pm UTC

just came back from a golfing tournament...think my team and i did pretty good:) lol sorry, this is so pointless

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Rajsonkar
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October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

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glitter162*
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September 2, 2013 3:56pm UTC

I wear two pairs of pants
while golfing in case I get a hole in one

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*Freedom*
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July 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Those people who say they watch basket-ball and are like:
''Look at that homerun.''
''I love Lebron, he makes too much touchdowns.''
''Oh, it's in the puck.''
''Look at that 5 pointer..... Wow, their cheaters. They raised it up by 3!''
''That was a foul....Wait, their on the same team.''

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lithium*
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July 14, 2013 10:33am UTC

[rich dad voice] golf

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

men in their 20s play football, men in their 30s play tennis, men in their 40s play golf... ever notice the older they get the smaller their balls?? LMAO

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heyitscooper
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May 2, 2013 10:36am UTC

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

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Loves_First_Kiss
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April 14, 2013 10:27pm UTC

*Guy hitting glof balls of a clif into the ocean*
Guy 1: Ugggh!!
Guy 2: Man you really suck, you cant even get past the watter hazzard!

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