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Best Golf Quotes This Week

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I wear two pairs of pants
    while golfing in case I get a hole in one

  3. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:36am UTC
    Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one.

  4. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 10:33am UTC
    [rich dad voice] golf

  5. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 1:17am UTC
    [rich white dad voice] golf

  6. cupcakes21 cupcakes21
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    just came back from a golfing tournament...think my team and i did pretty good:) lol sorry, this is so pointless

  7. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Those people who say they watch basket-ball and are like:
    ''Look at that homerun.''
    ''I love Lebron, he makes too much touchdowns.''
    ''Oh, it's in the puck.''
    ''Look at that 5 pointer..... Wow, their cheaters. They raised it up by 3!''
    ''That was a foul....Wait, their on the same team.''

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    posted a quote
    November 17, 2017 3:03am UTC
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