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1. happiest*
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
   This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
   The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.
   
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3. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   Did you know that cats rub their faces
   against things
   that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
   you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
   like wow thank you cat
   
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4. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
   way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
   
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5. heyitscooper
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC
   Things I would do with my girlfriend:
   1. Hug her from behind
   2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
   3. Kiss her unexpectedly
   4. Show her off in front of my friends
   5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
   6. Get a summer job with her
   7. Listen to her
   8. Make her laugh
   9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
   10. ALWAYS text her first
   11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
   12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
   13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
   14. Let her win any game we play
   15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
   16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
   17. Write her cute poems
   18. Tell her I love her
   19. Put her before all of my friends
   20. Love her
   Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist
   
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6. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
   *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
   *Table breaks*
   
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7. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
   Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*
   
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8. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   What if you were holding a puppy,
   And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
   & it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
   "I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."
   
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