Best Girlfriend Quotes This Year

happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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Hale_Storm18
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August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC

If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

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heyitscooper
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April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her
Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

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CharliesTheName
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August 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC

What if you were holding a puppy,
And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC

There are two types of crushes:
1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”
2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
There is no in between

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:29am UTC

My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch
animal planet
he might see his ex girlfriend on there.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC

If on the first day of school a kid says
"present" instead of "here"
during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:55pm UTC

I almost find it funny when a girl tells her boyfriend that she's pregnant
and he just blames her for it and yells at her.
Seriously the guy in the relationship is just as much to blame as the girl is.
It's not the girl's fault that her boyfriend didn't feel like wearing a condom

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC

if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 3:28pm UTC

"I always find myself caught between saying too much and not saying enough"

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC

These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?”
So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC

Isn't it weird
that we pay money to see other human beings?

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:26pm UTC

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all b-tches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended

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RingoStar
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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