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  1. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2018 12:15am EDT
    ~ I'm slowly starting to realize I come to witty whenever something is wrong...My page is becoming so depressed...it's not helping~

  2. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2018 11:25pm EDT
    6.4.2018
    Canadian Babe❤ 11:20 PM
    (My full-ish name), you are the girl i fell in love with through a screen on a childhood game at first i know you didn't believe me because you didn't think you would fall in love with a Canadian boy nearly across the continent. But ever since we started talking again i immediately realized that i was crazy for you madly in love and i would've told you sooner but i couldn't find the words to even form sentences when talking to you. When you asked for my number i literally freaked out because i was like no way is she actually asking me this. When we started talking through text i began to learn more about you and i fell more and more in love with you every second we talked. Frankly i was planning to ask you out like way before i did, but i had to know if you were okay having a long distance relationship and if you were in love with me or if you loved me at all. (my first name) you mean the world to me and im so happy that i met you because you make me smile everyday even though i seem mad a lot im usually smile even when im mad because i cant help but smile when im talking to the girl i love the most im the world❤️ Tu es mon monde. Personne ne peut jamais être aussi incroyable et je t'aime tellement pour ça❤️🔒(You are my world. No one can ever be this amazing and i love you so much for that)
    Canadian Babe❤ 11:20 PM
    its not as long as yours but its the best i can do with my french brain

  3. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2018 9:19pm EDT
    (He spammed me by saying my name but i rather not reveal it)
    (I did the same to him and after that, i said this)
    me 8:04 PM
    hahaha i just read a joke and hsjshsjs i wanna tell you it cuz its cheesy and funny to me at least cuz im short and it kinda makes sense hehe
    me 8:04 PM
    imma tell you it anyways
    me 8:05 PM
    as i was saying , if a short person were to wave at you, it's called microwave c(:
    me 8:05 PM
    i laugh at the dumbest stuff okay
    me 8:05 PM
    AND IT KINDA WORKS CUZ IMMA SHNACK
    me 8:06 PM
    hjdhsjhjs okay im done 😂😂😂
    (He seemed to have only gotten my spam where i was saying his name)
    Canadian Boy❤ 8:15 PM
    yes?
    Canadian Boy❤ 8:25 PM
    (my name)
    me 9:05 PM
    hi
    me 9:05 PM
    hmmm
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:05 PM
    finallyyy
    me 9:06 PM
    i ate and did dishes hello
    me 9:06 PM
    you didnt get the cringey texts???
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    mhm i realized that
    me 9:06 PM
    FINE W MEEE
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    what cringy texts?
    me 9:06 PM
    nothing hehe 😅
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    nooo

  4. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2018 8:31am EDT
    Frickin Baaabe💚 6:59 AM
    tbh// just wanna start by saying i love you so much❤️Okay ur f*cking beautiful, amazing, nice, caring, kind, funny basically u have the best personality. You are the best girlfriend ever and im so happy thats ur mine and not anyone else's❤️

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2016 9:23am EDT
    “He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 10:23pm EDT
    "A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am EDT
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2016 1:06am EDT
    "A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 10:18pm EDT
    "History seems to suggest blatantly
    that a man gains the level of wisdom in proportion to the height & length of own freedom from the bondage of woman. "
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2016 9:10pm EST
    I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO THIS
    IS THE GRASS REALLY GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE
    AM I REALLY GIVING UP? DID I EVEN TRY?
    IS THIS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE?
    SEND ME A SIGN, SHOW ME THE LIGHT
    IS THIS REALLY HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE?
    I BROKE UP WITH YOU; BUT MY HEART'S BROKEN TOO..
    I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD CALL IT QUITS

  11. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2016 7:51pm EST
    Is this a lasting
    treasure?
    or just a moments
    pleasure?

  12. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2015 2:23pm EDT
    I've realized you're the only one
    THAT
    I'll ever love
    This much
    And
    THAT
    Scares me to death.

  13. thedeverauxprincess thedeverauxprincess
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2015 3:35pm EDT
    Bates Motel/ Dylan Logic:
    SO MY BROTHER SLEPT WITH A GIRL THAT DOESN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL, AND NOW HE DREAMS ABOUT KILLING HER. WHAT SHOULD I DO? DATE HER, OFC.
    stupid af, why don't you come to me, you'll have a great time

  14. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2015 12:24am EDT
    Loving a man serving active duty in the military is a special kind of hell. He's sent away when he's told, to do as he's told, for as long as he's told. The only certainty is that he will go.
    Loving a man serving in the military reserve is a different kind of hell. He's away for one weekend a month, two days of 30, for drill practice and meetings. That's nothing. It's certain, it's constant, it's dependable. But when he has the option to go away for
    6-9 months at a time, to leave for longer than those two days of 30, that's when the hell begins. He's notified, he applies, he's approved, he's notified of paperwork which never comes, he's harrassed day in and day out by civilian and military supervisors about when he's going where and for how long and "where's the paperwork already" and nothing is certain. You never know if he's going or not until it's too late to make him cute deployment gifts or arrange a going-away party. That is where the hell begins.

  15. iKindaSortaLikeYou iKindaSortaLikeYou
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 6:32pm EDT
    They say "Follow your heart" but... what
    peice do you follow if your hearts in a million peices?

  16. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2015 1:48pm EST
    If you want a girlfriend who will watch netflix with you all day, steal all your sweaters, eats all your junk food, and is slightly emotionally unstable LOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE

  17. AwakenedSpirits AwakenedSpirits happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 8:40pm EST
    you make my night,
    you make my day.
    i hate to fight,
    please just stay.
    you’re the apple to my tree,
    you’re the fish to my sea.
    you’re the words to my song,
    and the right to my wrong.

  18. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:05pm EST
    "A boy with his girlfriend or a husband with his wife can be happy forever in their locked relationship only if he loves her as much as she loves solely to herself always and this sensibly looks impossible."
    ~Anuj Somany

  19. zachmiller812 zachmiller812
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 2:00pm EST
    I miss you more than anything and this week cant go by fast enough

  20. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 2:35pm EST
    We may fight and argue
    But we're not giving up on each other ever
    We can't get enough of the love and the bond we share <3

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