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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2023 11:19pm UTC
    Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2022 2:52pm UTC
    Most parties are gender reveal parties, eventually.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2020 2:21am UTC
    Whenever I hear folks talk about gender, I'm thankful we don't have any in this country.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2020 2:00am UTC
    Luck be at least genderfluid tonight.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2020 6:25pm UTC
    If high heels are so wonderful, why do only 37% of men wear them?

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:34pm UTC
    My daughter says she wants to smash the patriarchy.
    I told her "When you're 21, buy me a bottle of Tanqueray – you'll have the patriarchy smashed in an hour."

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2019 8:17pm UTC
    According to science, gender fluidity, if it's hot enough, can transform into a gender gas!

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2019 11:22pm UTC
    I've never quite been comfortable with the fact that lionesses raise the young and do all the hunting, while the lions lay around all day in the shade.
    ... I mean, shouldn't the lionesses be fanning the lions?

  9. Thetunafisharesinging* Thetunafisharesinging*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2017 6:05am UTC
    My genitals do not define my gender

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2016 1:21am UTC
    Misogynist es tusogynist.

  11. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 8:17pm UTC
    Gender equality is not women shaming and hurting men.
    Gender equality is not women being prejudice towards men
    and generalizing men as a whole.
    It is not revenge for how women were once treated and
    are treated in other countries today.
    Gender equality is equality.
    women = men. men = women.

  12. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    One day...
    Gender wont be assigned at birth..
    people will let the child decide...
    when they are ready.❤️

  13. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 11:34am UTC
    I think the reason the phrase "I'm not like most girls" annoys me so much is that women have been conditioned to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn't f/cked up I don't know what is.

  14. Silhouettesx Silhouettesx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 9:37am UTC
    Love shouldn't be defined by gender.

  15. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    teacher: ladies, you can all go grab a textbook from the back room.
    *I get up to go get a textbook*
    guy: Ashley, why are you getting up?
    *everyone laughs*
    Okay, I understand people want to be all funny, but that is so rude. I don't think people understand that when you joke about someones gender, it hurts. Or when you decide to joke about someones sexuality. It's not okay to joke about things like that. I could've punched that guy so hard in the face. He was lucky the teacher was watching us or I would have.

  16. hopelou hopelou
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    "It's only in the finer points that it gets complicated and contentious,
    the inability to realize that no matter what our religion or gender or race or geographic background,
    we all have about 98 percent in common with each other.
    [...]For whatever reason, we like to focus on the 2 percent that's different, and most of the conflict in the world comes from that.
    The only way I can navigate throught my life is because of the 98 percent that every life has in common."
    -"Every Day" By: David Levithan

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    People fall in love with
    a person, not a gender
    - Darren Criss
    Please don't remove this!

  18. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Format Credit:FaveFormats
    How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\
    My quote.Do NOT Steal

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    "Guys, you can't be sad if a girl doesn't like you back."
    Really now? Because a huge percent of quotes on
    here are girls b.itching about a guy not liking them back;
    why can't a guy be bummed if his crush doesn't like him?
    Like, they aren't weird emotionless monsters, they're real
    people with real feelings as well.

  20. mystique mystique
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Regardless of gender or age, or anything that you think may define you...
    We all have times when we feel that we're misunderstood.
    We say the wrong things at times.
    We overthink things.
    We feel alone sometimes.
    We've had a broken heart.
    We've lost a best friend.
    The list goes on forever...
    There is always someone who knows your pain. Even when you think no one understands, there is someone out there who is feeling the exact same pain right now that you're feeling. Sadness isn't forever. Sometimes it seems that way. Right now I have so many thoughts in my head. I can't explain it. I know I'll be okay, but it's really tough right now.

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