Best Funneh Quotes Ever

Melrose*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:10pm UTC

lol. who even started this whole 'thigh gap' bullshiit.

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Melrose*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 7:05pm UTC

making pointless quotes, cause YOLO.
no. but i really dont understand for the amount of followers
i have how i get like no faves.
DONT YOU LOVE ME

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 12:06am UTC

Girl In My Class: I'm Ugly Aren't I?
Girl In My Class: My Hair Looks Bad Doesn't It?
Girl In My Class: Oh Dear,I Look Really Bad Don't I?
Girl In My Class: Omg I'm so bad at drawing Aren;t I?
My Bestfriend: Say That One More Time I'll Say Yes
Girl In My Class: But I Look really bad don't I?
My Bestfriend: Shut The f//ck up. I am Going To
Kill You!

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PRETTYnLOVE
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Somtimes I wonder why I don't have a boyfried then I remember the fact that I walk around the house with a basket on my back saying " LOOK! I'm a turtle!!"

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Ravioli ravioli,
your opinion is wrongioli.

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cheriish
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 3:09am UTC

Your not a country girl
because you now own
cowgirl boots and
suddenly love country music,
you just look desperate for a country boy!

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Unfortunately
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 10:31am UTC

there's something called Nutella.
so... if it exists, why didn't mom buy it? -.-

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 5:11pm UTC

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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LumpySpacePrincess*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC

User: Its my birthday tmorrow.*
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: More enthusiastic?
Cleverbot: Awak.
User: Awaka.
Cleverbot: Awak nama apa pulak.
User: Awaka nama apa pulaka momo.
Cleverbot: Nama awak apa?
User: Mama nama opa.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry!
*it actually is :3

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justalilpoptart
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:29pm UTC

*Me and my friend before jumping in the pool after deciding to go polar bear swimming*
Her: Guess we're gonna do this.
Me: Yep, thats a thing.
Her: Okay.. 3.. 2..
*little brother bursts through the door out of nowhere and jumps*
Little brother: FOR NARNIAAAAAAA
I have taught you well, young padawan.

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''
I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Dear,Snow
Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!
Sincerely,
Greatful

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BlooTurtles
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 10:45am UTC

True Friendship:
When you tell her to shut up.

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MissHatty
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:06am UTC

The things people do to be 'Facebook Famous'.... & I thought reality tv was an all time low.

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ThatRainbow
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me: Well....I really got to do homework.
Witty: LOL, no.

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absent *
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:31am UTC

"Oh honey, I hope you make lots of friends in school today, you're so handsome.
Hello Thermon, it's your first day of school.
Ah Mum,
Bye, have fun
You know i'm not like the other kids, I'm weird, And my pants are too tight."

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Sarcasm
Because beating the
Absoulte sh(!)t outta
People is allegal.
.-.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 12:48pm UTC

If two people cast the impero curse at the same time what would happen?
Mind=blown.

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Walk on lego.
Walk on pins.
We all know which is worst.

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