Funneh Quotes

cheriish
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 3:09am UTC

Your not a country girl
because you now own
cowgirl boots and
suddenly love country music,
you just look desperate for a country boy!

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Unfortunately
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 10:31am UTC

there's something called Nutella.
so... if it exists, why didn't mom buy it? -.-

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justalilpoptart
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January 7, 2014 6:29pm UTC

*Me and my friend before jumping in the pool after deciding to go polar bear swimming*
Her: Guess we're gonna do this.
Me: Yep, thats a thing.
Her: Okay.. 3.. 2..
*little brother bursts through the door out of nowhere and jumps*
Little brother: FOR NARNIAAAAAAA
I have taught you well, young padawan.

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''
I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Dear,Snow
Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!
Sincerely,
Greatful

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SUPERduperFUDGEmuffin
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October 8, 2013 7:35pm UTC

when do DVDs become animals?
when you put them on pause.

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Ravioli ravioli,
your opinion is wrongioli.

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BlooTurtles
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 10:45am UTC

True Friendship:
When you tell her to shut up.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 12:06am UTC

Girl In My Class: I'm Ugly Aren't I?
Girl In My Class: My Hair Looks Bad Doesn't It?
Girl In My Class: Oh Dear,I Look Really Bad Don't I?
Girl In My Class: Omg I'm so bad at drawing Aren;t I?
My Bestfriend: Say That One More Time I'll Say Yes
Girl In My Class: But I Look really bad don't I?
My Bestfriend: Shut The f//ck up. I am Going To
Kill You!

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LumpySpacePrincess*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC

User: Its my birthday tmorrow.*
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: More enthusiastic?
Cleverbot: Awak.
User: Awaka.
Cleverbot: Awak nama apa pulak.
User: Awaka nama apa pulaka momo.
Cleverbot: Nama awak apa?
User: Mama nama opa.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry!
*it actually is :3

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PRETTYnLOVE
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June 6, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Somtimes I wonder why I don't have a boyfried then I remember the fact that I walk around the house with a basket on my back saying " LOOK! I'm a turtle!!"

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ThatRainbow
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April 30, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me: Well....I really got to do homework.
Witty: LOL, no.

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absent *
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:31am UTC

"Oh honey, I hope you make lots of friends in school today, you're so handsome.
Hello Thermon, it's your first day of school.
Ah Mum,
Bye, have fun
You know i'm not like the other kids, I'm weird, And my pants are too tight."

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