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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

  2. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    What I said: I like metal music.
    What they heard: Every full moon I gather with my satanic cult in the heart of the forest and we chant in Latin while we sacrifice kittens to Satan and rock out to metal with the spirit of Hïtler.

  3. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    -Michelle isn't pass your bed time?
    - I don't know
    I can't read time
    -Full House

  4. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Of course anyone who truly loves books buy more of them than
    he or she can hope to
    read in one fleeting lifetime. A good book, resting unopened in
    its slot on a shelf, full of
    majestic potentiality, is the most comforting sort of intellectual
    wallpaper.
    -David Quammen

  5. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Jesse : Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!
    Danny : Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
    Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.
    (FULL HOUSE)

  6. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    "It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, drink that sh*t and stop complaining."-Rudy Francisco

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    When I Touch You
    When I touch you...
    There’s starlight in your eyes
    I hear the music in your sighs
    When I touch you...
    There’s a tingle in the air
    My fingers brushing through your hair
    Moments pause and time stands still
    Moving close is such a thrill
    Let me drink you till my fill
    You’re my drug my magic pill
    When I touch you...
    You curl up closer in my space
    I kiss those worries off your face
    When I touch you...
    Tracing map lines on your skin
    I like the way you glow within
    You can read me like your books
    Resting cheeks on shoulder crooks
    Seeking treasures in all your nooks
    Dreamy eyes and knowing looks
    When I touch you...
    Whispers keep those lips apart
    I feel the thudding of your heart
    When I touch you...
    Mingling legs and twisted sheets
    Love the way your body greets
    Moonlit waves lap at the shore
    I feel an earthquake in our core
    Shaking knocking heaven’s door
    Something tells me there is more
    When I touch you...
    There’s starlight in your eyes
    I hear the music in your sighs
    When I touch you....
    When I touch you...
    ©Mohan Kumar 2013

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    2013 was a year
    full of lessons

  9. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    We live in a world
    Made of promises
    Constructed
    By liars

  10. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I think that every girl in the world should have a guy say this to them at least once in their life...
    Nelson: Any guy who would dump you is out of his mind
    D.J: Awwwh Nelson why can't all guys be as sweet as you?
    Nelson: Why can't all girls be as pretty as you?
    Full House

  11. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I get sad=I eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat=I feel too full/I gain weight=I don't eat=I'm always hungry=I get irritable=I yell at people=We fight=I get sad again=I give in and eat
    And so is life

  12. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    I got'cha babe
    - Jesse Full house

  13. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    Does anyone else get really hungry, decide to make this huge gormet meal and then when its finished, you don't want to eat it anymore?

  14. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 3:51pm UTC
    and I can't see the end of this
    just wanna feel your kiss
    against my lips

  15. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    It doesn't matter if your glass is half full or half empty just be thankful you have a glass with something in it.

  16. *♥ synchronicity ♥* *♥ synchronicity ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    "The next time I make you cry, They will be happy tears!"

  17. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    You can't reach for anything new
    if your hands are still full
    of yesterday's junk.

  18. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
    Australia: We're full.

  19. Dustinshankle Dustinshankle
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Always Eat,
    Never Gain Weight,
    It Will Catch Up To us One Day...

  20. Drkpul53 Drkpul53
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:04am UTC
    Glass half empty, or half full?
    ...................IT DEPENDS WHAT'S IN THE GLASS!!!! :D

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