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  1. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:41am UTC
    Me: whew, I'm full
    Sister: what?
    Brother: what?
    Mom: what?
    Dad: what?
    Barack Obama: what?
    Taylor Swift: what?
    Unicorn: what?
    Aliens: what?

  2. BabyCakes412 BabyCakes412
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 6:47am UTC
    Me: I can't eat anymore
    Server: Here's you're desert!
    Me: *Eats the whole intire bowl of icecream.
    Me: ...
    Mom: Not my fault if you get sick.

  3. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    My cup is empty but my heart is full to the brim

  4. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    My heart is pounding and filled with love for you how can you not see that?

  5. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:19am UTC
    Ιf a star could reveal all my love for you,
    then i'm giving you a sky full of stars
    to show how much I really love you.

  6. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Thought I couldn't breathe without
    I'm inhaling
    You thought I couldn't see without you
    Perfect vision
    You thought I couldn't last without you
    But I'm lastin'
    You thought that I would die without you
    But I'm livin'
    Thought that I would fail without you
    But I'm on top
    Thought it would be over by now
    But it won't stop
    Thought that I would self destruct
    But I'm still here
    Even in my years to come
    I'm still gon be here...
    I'm a survivor.

  7. mockingjay1 mockingjay1
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    My January is PACKED!!!
    I had my friend&'s birthday,
    Norman Reedus' birthday,
    Sherlock season 3,
    This thing I saw on tumblr
    where you draw locks
    on yourself
    to support people,
    and my 2nd fav
    YouTuber's birthday.
    SO MUCH STUFF

  8. ElleG ElleG
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:45am UTC
    The cup is always half full! ;)

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2016 3:44pm UTC
    so, I am turning 21 in march (too old for this site? maybe. but I shall never leave.) and I wanted a bottle of Viniq as my gift. my mom got it for me super early, which I didn't really want. I wanted it on my birthday for my birthday. but oh well. anyway, she got it for me early, but still said it was my present. AND THEN SHE DRANK IT. like am I the only one that thinks it's messed up when your need for alcohol is bad enough that you have to take away your daughter's birthday gift? I was saving the rest for my godmother to try. but she drank it. she didn't even like it.

  10. XFarrahX XFarrahX
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 8:55am UTC
    Lifes full of danger, love and life
    But you dont mean anything until your dead...

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