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  1. mwahahaa mwahahaa
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 1:22am UTC
    You'll never get to heaven, if you're scared of getting high..

  2. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    Bless The Fall
    F^ck the World

  3. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    For everyone who reads this quote
    Here's an e-cupcake
    Because why not?
    .-"`"`"`"-.
    /.'''`.'`.'`\
    /`.'`.`'.`'`.'\
    (`'.`'.'`.'`.`'.)
    ~|||||||||||||~
    |||||||||||||
    |||||||||||||
    `"""""""""""`
    ​enjoy my failed cupcake
    :)

  4. DakkyDukky DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    My mum said that I need to get a job.
    MY JOB IS LOOKING AFTER THE INTERNET, MUM.
    I HAVE TO BE ON IT 24/7 OTHERWISE SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN TO IT AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE!

  5. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    My friends- Sleeping With Sirens sucks,and their vocalist sings like a girl
    Me-I will set your mother of fire

  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Studies show that the avrage person reads
    20
    books a year
    ....
    I read around 20 books a
    month

  7. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Brother: all you ever do now is sleep
    Me: that's kind of the point

  8. TABBY CATS RULE * TABBY CATS RULE *
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today
    Its Snowing
    Let me make that a bit better.
    Its APRIL 11,2013
    and its snowing
    where I live.
    APRIL 11th.
    WTF??

  9. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:01am UTC
    oops i wanna die again.

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    why i don't wear makeup:
    i'm lazy

  11. thms2012 thms2012
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    When you break up with your boyfriend, then two days later he goes for your "Best Friend", and your "Best Friend" just brokeup with her boyfriend an hour ago..
    Lovin' it!

  12. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

  13. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    My type of overdosing
    is the kind where you have eight gummy vitamins rather than the serving size of two gummy vitamins.

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
    possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

  15. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Am I The Only One Still Obsessed With
    Buffy The Vampire Slayer?

:)

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