Best Frog Quotes This Month

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Do you think being a frog takes
a lot of Kermitment?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 10:00am UTC

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-E. B. White

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 12:50am UTC

Princess and The Frog: *singing* You're changing you're changing you're changing, alright. I hope you're sa-tis-fied!
Me: ......YOU DUNNO ME

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chloesquotes
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Constipated people don't give a crap☺

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC

2013 and still watching Crazy Frog..

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royalclaymaker
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:02am UTC

"Why is the <3 shape like that if our hearts don't even look like that?"
Well, you clearly have not dissected a frog....

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kmsxx*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC

The lions walking into the wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
" You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
"You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
" You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
You're green and slimy"
And the frog says-
" Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."

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StarlitCove
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Everyday is like a new begining..
so take a deep breath and
Start again.

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