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Frog Quotes

  1. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Once, a big fat frog and a lively little frog were hopping along together, when they had the misfortune to jump straight into a pail of fresh milk. They swam for hours and hours, hoping to get out somehow; but the sides of the pail were steep and slippery and death seemed certain.
    When the big frog got exhausted, he lost courage. There seemed no hope of rescue. “Why keep struggling against the inevitable? I can’t swim any longer,” he moaned.
    “Keep on! keep on!” urged the little frog, who was still circling the pail. But the big frog decided it was no use. “Little Brother, we may as well give up,” he gasped,
    “I’m going to quit struggling.”
    Now only the little frog was left. He thought to himself,
    “Well, to give up is to be dead, so I will keep on swimming.”
    Two more hours passed and the tiny legs of the determined little frog were almost paralyzed with exhaustion. It seemed as if he could not keep moving for another minute. But then he thought of his dead friend, and repeated, “To give up is to be meat for someone’s table, so I’ll keep on paddling until I die-if death is to come-but I will not cease trying-‘while there’s life there’s hope!’”
    Intoxicated with determination, the little frog kept on, around and around and around the pail, chopping the milk into white waves.
    After a while, just as he felt completely numb and thought he was about to drown, he suddenly felt something solid under him. To his astonishment, he saw that all his kicking had changed the consistency of the milkd he'd been swimming in and he was resting on a lump of butter
    And so the successful little frog leaped out of the milk pail to
    freedom.

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Princess and The Frog: *singing* You're changing you're changing you're changing, alright. I hope you're sa-tis-fied!
    Me: ......YOU DUNNO ME

  3. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    The lions walking into the wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
    " You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
    The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
    Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
    "You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
    Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
    " You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
    You're green and slimy"
    And the frog says-
    " Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."

  4. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    2013 and still watching Crazy Frog..

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 10:00am UTC
    Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
    -E. B. White

  6. royalclaymaker royalclaymaker
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:02am UTC
    "Why is the <3 shape like that if our hearts don't even look like that?"
    Well, you clearly have not dissected a frog....

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Do you think being a frog takes
    a lot of Kermitment?

  8. chloesquotes chloesquotes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Constipated people don't give a crap☺

  9. StarlitCove StarlitCove
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Everyday is like a new begining..
    so take a deep breath and
    Start again.

:)

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