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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Some useful things I've picked up &
    wanted to share:
    • If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
    • If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
    • When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
    • If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
    • Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
    • If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
    • drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
    • If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
    • If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair.
    • If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    y o u ' r e n o t a l o n e
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    you're not alone
    no matter whatever the heck you think, you're not alone. Someone out there is going through exactly what you are going through. People do understand what's happening.
    Get it through your mind, you're not alone.

  3. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 11:03pm UTC
    I want to write a poem for you
    I want it to be perfect
    and original
    I want to to display how much I love you
    How much you mean to me
    But the words never fit
    Because I can't explain how much I love you
    I want the poem to breath taking
    Because you take my breath away
    It's hard for me to express how I feel
    But I try for you
    You mean the absolute world to me
    I don't know what I'd do without you
    But I can't seem to write anything worthy of you reading
    But no mater what I want you to know I love
    With a love that never end
    and never fades

  4. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Just keep moving foward,
    and don't give a sh*t
    about what anyone thinks.
    Do what you have to do, for you.
    Please don't remove this!

  5. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Another shot of whiskey
    please bartender keep it coming 'til I dont remember at all how bad it
    hurts when you're gone. Turn the music up a little bit louder just have
    to get past the midnight hour. Maybe tomorrow it wont be this hard
    but who am I kidding? I know what I'm missing, you. I had my heart
    set on you but nothing else hurts like you do. Who knew that love
    was so cruel and I waited and waited so long, for something to never
    come home its my fault to think you'll be true, I'm just a fool.

  6. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    Of course I love you.
    You're fun to be around.
    You're smart. You're funny.
    You're (very) cute.
    You're different. You're unique.
    You're honest.
    You're crazy as hell.
    You're perfect in an imperfect way.
    You always speak your mind.
    You have the best, most amazing laugh.
    Of course I love you.
    You're you.

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    If nothing
    is true,
    What more
    can I
    do?
    I am
    still,
    Painting Flowers
    for you...
    -All Time Low
    "Painting Flowers"|Alice in Wonderland Soundtrack

  8. Floraline987 Floraline987
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I am not suicidal.
    I will not kill myself.
    Just because I know how I want to die, does not mean I will do it.
    It does not mean I will use that knowledge.
    It does not mean I have given up.
    It does not mean that you need to worry.
    It does not mean you need to keep an eye on me.
    I will cope with how I am.
    I will carry on.
    It is very likely I will use that knowledge in the future.
    But not for at least a couple of years, hopefully.
    I will not leave you.
    I will stay strong.
    If only for you and no-one else.
    I will stay.
    For you.
    For now.
    I will be there.

  9. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2016 7:03pm UTC
    decide now! i'm not playing games.

  10. ilovetoeat ilovetoeat
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 10:33am UTC
    The feeling you get
    when you see him with his ex
    Your heart feels like theres no point in living
    but then you realize you love him
    and want him to be yours.

  11. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    Sometimes you give up on someone, not because you don't care but because they don't.

  12. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:44am UTC
    SOMETIMES THE HARDEST
    CHOICES WE MAKE END UP
    BEING THE BEST THING WE
    COULD HAVE EVER DONE
    FOR OURSELVES

  13. Alex94548 Alex94548
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    There's only 1 thing
    2 do,
    3 words,
    4 you
    I love you

  14. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I said that I don't know what to say but I think I do.
    I'm going to sum this up and then...I don't know.
    Holly I love you. And I know it's not possible but I wish you were mine again.
    You were the best thing that's ever happened to me and I want everything back.
    And I know it won't happen but oh well, It's what I've been meaning to say.
    iloveyoutopigfartsandback.
    That's all.

  15. panicinparadise panicinparadise
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    i absolutely crave attention
    from people who matter
    and love to tell stories
    or hear people talk about me
    or ask me questions
    but i feel
    so GUILTY

  16. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    Real Eyes...♥ Realize....♥
    Real Lies....♥

  17. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    I sit here locked inside my headRemembering everything you've saidThe silence gets us nowhereGets us nowhere way too fast

  18. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:13am UTC
    It's 11:11
    Guess what? I saved my wish for you

  19. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    I'm so crazy, but I just may be the type of personality that compliments your style
    And I'm just waiting for the day you save me
    From myself cause I cant help the way I feel for you
    For you

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    If you're ever in a different country and want to say wh0re but don't know the language...Just say Kardashian, they'll know what you mean.

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