Best Eyebrows Quotes Ever

happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Maybe instead of judging people based on their race, we should judge
people based on their eyebrows.

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happiest*
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August 26, 2013 3:12pm UTC

i dont have any binders pencils folders or paper but i got my eyebrows done today so im ready for school

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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May 27, 2013 10:16am UTC

One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me
“What the hell did you do to your hair?”
Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said
“What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?”
And he sent me outside.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 10, 2014 2:47pm UTC

apparently it's "wrong" to start plucking your eyebrows in the middle of geometry class.

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lithium*
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July 5, 2013 12:59pm UTC

don't ever let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you s.hit about life

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dolph*
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May 26, 2013 2:43pm UTC

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Excuse me, madam...
I mustache you a question.
Okay, but FYI...
eyebrows Google for answers.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:40am UTC

Some girls would be so pretty if they'd just wax their damn eyebrows!

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Friend
*posts picture of self* I don't always use the internet but when I do EYEBROWS
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Me
I always use the internet... you could say I-BROWSE!
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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Crazy girl*
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May 27, 2014 1:45pm UTC

Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike.

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britany*
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April 7, 2014 12:15am UTC

i may not have my sh*t together, but at least my eyebrow game is on point

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:40am UTC

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Does anyone know what eyebrows do because I don't?

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 2:01am UTC

Did you know?
I have eyes. They are located between my eyebrows and cheek bones. I utilize them to read everything you post on facebook about things you do together and leave me out of.

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DeathOfASon
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June 19, 2013 4:30pm UTC

If a girl is mean to you, just tell her she has bad eyebrows

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capsized*
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January 17, 2014 1:25am UTC

what if eyebrows were under ur eyes

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Delicate*
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January 28, 2013 3:37pm UTC

When I look at a guy,
The first thing I see is his eyes.
Eyes tell a story.
Your life story.
They are the doors to your soul.
They are the most honest part of us.
The way that your pupils dilate,
The brilliant way that your brows arch and fall.
Everything you ever need to know about a person,
It's hidden there, in those two brilliant orbs.

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🐝*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Remember when eyebrows were just eyebrows?

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kateedacutie
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August 20, 2013 8:29pm UTC

When guys have perfect eyebrows, I start to question their sexuality.

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