Best Evil Quotes This Week

jimmy365
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

is it
hot in here or
am i satan
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC

In 2 seconds you'll be singing "i'm a barbie girl" in your head.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:00pm UTC

every villain is a hero in his own mind.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 2:27pm UTC

*Puts a tiny sweater on a rabbit*
I am a hare dresser

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Jordan.*
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January 5, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Paper cuts: So small, but so evil.

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bella5296
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April 15, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Horrifying.
Absolutely horrifying.
It seems like it doesn't matter what we are doing nowadays, we can't feel safe.
We can't feel safe at school because of all the shootings that have taken place recently.
We can't feel safe in big cities because of random bombings.
We can't feel safe on planes because of hijacking.
We can't feel safe in our own homes because of robberies.
We can't feel safe walking down streets or sidewalks, because of abductions and muggings.
And now, participating in marathons, where people were running for charities and things, we can't feel safe.
Whatever this world is coming to, it had better turn around and run.
Because pretty soon, we're going to destroy ourselves.
My prayers are with Boston, Massachusetts tonight.

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cujo*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:12am UTC

When two characters in a particular book you are enjoying are developing a wonderfully romantic relationship and the author decides to dig her own grave by revealing that they are long lost brother and sister whom were born to the same psychotic, evil father and comatose mother... Talk about plot twists. Time to burn a book.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:32am UTC

In school there is this thing called the beep test
The goal is to improve how many beeps you can get to, so I made a plan. The first time we did it j pretended to be out of breath and like die at an early stage.
So next time I can get really high like I could before and look like I'm improving crazily.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 12:35pm UTC

You're lost in the darkness
Crying out in vain,
But no one knows how to reach you,
You’re lost in darkness again.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Everyone has two sides:
Good and evil.
How you treat me will determine
Which side you see.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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November 2, 2013 2:46am UTC

For some reason I feel like if any part of me is hanging off the bed, something evil is going to grab me.
O.O

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:22pm UTC

The lesser of two evils is still evil

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chanelreid16
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC

I have 3 sides
1) The quiet and sweet side
2)The fun and crazy side
3)The side you never want to see

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 8:25am UTC

suicide is caused by evil
no one should let evil win
fight it instead of perish

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kissofdeathx_x
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June 10, 2013 1:10am UTC

I'm pretty but not beautiful.
I sin but I'm not the devil
I'm good but I'm not an angel.

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...*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:52pm UTC

When i get a new callender i flip to my month to see if I got a good picture :)
When I get a new calendar, I flip to my enemies month to see if they got a bad picture >:}D~

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HatredXD
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Steve sent me Witty pens.
TIME TO PUT THEM ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL! MUHAHAHAH!~
-evil laughs uncontrollably until starts to choke*
Thank you Steve :) <3

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:53pm UTC

"I'm not hungry, I just ate"
That pretty little lie that we keep to ourselves because we listen to the words they say, the mean, evil words they say.

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Reema
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 9:00am UTC

Dear Karma,
I have a list of
People you missed.

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Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 11:35pm UTC

When I was little
I always stepped on a crack
To get revenge to my mom

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