Ellen Quotes

wall-e*
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August 1, 2014 5:12pm UTC

me: *misses the ellen show*
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
me: *cries brains out 'til faints of dehydration*

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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March 22, 2014 3:30pm UTC

if we all sang the same note,
we'd never have harmony

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Tay*
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December 17, 2013 6:11pm UTC

9:35 pm : an Oak Hill community couple discovered a
thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife
a joke and they heard a laugh from upstairs.

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littlemertz2
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November 30, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Witty. The only place where Ellen ends up in your shower and no one asks questions.

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:46pm UTC

"The Fox is by two brothers from Norway.
I don't know a lot about Norway but I'm gunna assume
marijuana is legal there."
-Ellen

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we2areawesome
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October 8, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Ellen: I don't like to label people...
Ellen: The only thing I label is my lunch in the
refrigerator here at work...
Ellen: I write "L.esbian" on it so everyone knows...
Ellen: ---It's mine.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 5:03pm UTC

You're the Rosie to my Sophia Grace.
(In other words, don't talk. Just stand there and look cute)

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ArayaBoo1
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September 7, 2013 10:02pm UTC

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-Ellen DeGeneres

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Fireiscatching
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August 28, 2013 10:05am UTC

Ellen: Apart from what the doctors say, apart from the cancer... how do you stay positive?
Talia: Well, a little fishy told me to "Just keep swimming."
♥

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kelly*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 4:16am UTC

"Find out who you are and
be that person."
- Ellen Degeneres

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Chelsea_Loves_You
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August 6, 2013 1:37am UTC

I Wish Ellen Was President:)

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 5:06pm UTC

"Hi, I'm Ronan!"
"I'm Talia, where am I?"
"You're in heaven, you're going to like it a lot here."
"I'm a little scared"
"Don't be. Everything's okay here. No more cancer, disease, anything bad, You should come meet my friends Cory and Avalanna. Cory just got here too! I think you'll be good friends."

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:51pm UTC

People say they hate lesbians,
but let's face it guys,
who here hates
Ellen Degeneres?

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Sparkles_Bread
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 9:01pm UTC

I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be -- a godmother. She calls me god for short. That's cute; I taught her that.
- Ellen DeGeneres

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kelly*
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June 1, 2013 8:26pm UTC

"Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others."
- Ellen Degeneres

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mynameischyna
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Perfect.
How do you define a word without concrete meaning? To each his own,
the saying goes, so why push to attain an ideal state of being that no
two random people will agree is where you want to be? Faultless.
Finished. Incomparable. People can never be these, and anyway, when
did creating a flawless facade become a more vital goal than learning to
love the person who lives inside your skin? The outside belongs to
others. Only you should decide for you- what is perfect.

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TammieNelsonn
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Auto Correct
Mom: I think I keep getting messages or missed calls
or something .
Me: From who?
Mom: Some woman named Betty Low
Me: Um.. BATTERY LOW??
Mom: Yeah that's IT!!

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:15am UTC

Ellen DeGeneres: Anyone who's a plus size isn't cool enough to shop in Abercrombie and Fitch.
Ellen DeGeneres: You know what I say to that?
Ellen DeGeneres: Oh Fitch, please.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 2:08am UTC

“One life lost in this senseless way is tragic.
Four lives lost is a crisis.
And these are only the stories we hear about.
How many other teens have we lost?
How many others are suffering in silence?
Being a teenager and figuring out who you are,
is hard enough without someone attacking you.”
- Ellen -

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Does anyone ever read the tags?

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