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1. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC
   Texting with Parents
   Dad, can I go to the fifty cent concert?
   Yeah, there's a dollar bill on my counter.
   Bring your sister.
   -_-
   
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2. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC
   "The Best way to get
   back at someone
   who's mean to you is
   be nice to them.
   They'll hate it!"
   -Tyler Perry
   
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3. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   Auto Correct
   Mom: I think I keep getting messages or missed calls
   or something .
   Me: From who?
   Mom: Some woman named Betty Low
   Me: Um.. BATTERY LOW??
   Mom: Yeah that's IT!!
   
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4. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   Just because you're alone
   Doesn't mean you're lonely
   
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5. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 7:05pm UTC
   Hearing and Listening.
   Two very different things.
   
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6. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   You gotta lose
   to know how to win.
   
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7. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC
   "Oh, that Gucci, that's
   hella tight!"
   I'm like,
   "Yo, that's 50 dollars for a
   tee-shirt..."
   
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8. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   You: I just watched a film where a mans wife
   is brutally murdered by a serial killer and
   his son is left physically disabled.
   In a twisted turn of events, his son is
   kidnapped and he has to chase the
   kidnapper thousands of miles with the
   help of a mentally disabled woman.
   Me:
   uhhhhhh
   What was it called?
   You: Finding Nemo
   
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9. TammieNelsonn
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 7:17pm UTC
   "I only wash my hands
   when other people are in the bathroom.
   Don't judge me."
   MTV2's Guy Code
   
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10. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    "I don't know if
    you know who you are
    until you lose who you are."
    -Taylor Swift
    
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11. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    I hate babysitting....
    Me: How would like it if i told your parents they way to talk to girls?
    Boy: How are u gonna tell her with yo mouth full?
    
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12. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    I Licked it
    So, it's mine
    :)
    
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13. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    The best book ever
    "Want To Go Private?"
    Seriously, It inspired me to be more careful in chatrooms. All teens should read it.
    
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14. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Give a girl a boyfriend
    and she becomes a total expert on relationships
    
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15. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Today i woke up.
    I am healthy.
    I am alive.
    Thank You.
    
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16. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Can't let my J.E.L.O.U.S
    feelings keep coming out
    
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17. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Poor Robert Pattinson.....
    
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18. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    "You can't appriciate up
    if you've never been down"
    -Tyler Perry
    
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19. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Judging me
    only makes you uglier
    
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20. TammieNelsonn
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Cheesey Pick Up Line #5
    Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
    
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