Best Ego Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:02pm UTC

If you're secretly in love with me, you should tell me.
Not because those feelings might be reciprocated, but because it's really good for my ego.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I'm kind of a big deal
on a fairly irrelevant
social media site
that falsely inflates my ego.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 1:22pm UTC

Apologizing does not always mean you're wrong.
It just means that you value your relationships
more than your ego.

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carleexo
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 12:34pm UTC

you know who's beautiful?
don't read the first word and flatter yourself, because it's me.

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gab*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Yeah, your ego may have
became bigger but her heart
only became more broken.

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Mangooo
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 5:25pm UTC

my ego is a balloon
it's super huge and inflated most of the time, but when a single insult flies my way, it pops. i obsess over the insult, think it's true, and have a panic attack. am i really mean? am i really ugly? i go and search for someone to blow my ego back up again, and reassure me that i'm not ugly, i'm not mean. but i fear that someday, everyone will grow tired of blowing my ego back up, and leave me. it's this fear that conquers over everything else.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:55am UTC

Idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I never reply to a guy whistling at me. Why? It's rude. They're also looking for a reaction. A response will be taken as an invitation for them. At least where I come from, this is the case. I don't think of it as an ego booster for me. I think of it as an ego booster for them if they get a response.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Today an attractive guy walked into my social studies class. I was staring at him, he looked at me and smiled. I threw-up in my mouth a little because I was nervous.
My ego is in seriously butt-hurt.

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josie*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Apologising doesn't mean that you were
wrong and the other person was right.
It means that you value your relationship
more than your ego.

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Saphacier
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:53pm UTC

My parents think I'm insane. But lucky for us, so do I.

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kmsxx*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 12:52am UTC

An old Cherokee told his grandson-"My son, there is battle between two wolves inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lie and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth."
The boy thought about it, and asked-
"Grandfather, which wolf wins?"
The old man quietly replied-
"The one you feed."

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the_nicest_account_on_witty
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 3:21pm UTC

"I want Happiness"?
First remove the "I", that's ego.
Next remove the "want", that's desire.
Now all you're left with is...
HAPPINESS!
[I don't know the original creator of this, but I found it on iFunny :) ]

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 10:52am UTC

The distance between
Ego&Modesty
in a relationship
is measured only by
LOVE

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 1:09pm UTC

you can tell your friends that i ruined your life. whatever saves your ego.

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 11:03pm UTC

You didn't love her.
You just didn't want to be alone.
Or maybe,
Maybe she was just good for your EGO.
Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life,
But you didn't love her because
... You don't destroy the people you love.

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LifeHunter
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker"
Chuang Tzu
Big talk, no action. A dog's bark is often bigger than its bite. The bark is hardly representative of the strength of the dog.

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boop*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC

You know what's funny?
The fact that people even
thought it would be a good
idea to have a witty awards.
Like, everyone knew it'd lead to
tons of butthurt people, but did
that matter? No. A godd.amn
popularity contest is apparently
much more important. Yay egos.
Now, the whole thing was just
kind of like "really? ok whatevs, idrc."
to me at first, but then I decided
to read some of the comments
and holy s.hit. Either some of you
are straight up c.unts or you're
just as butthurt as the people
you're giving attitude toward because
heaven forbid they think your idea
is dumb as f.uck. Just because
you're witty famous and think it's
great to have this, doesn't mean you
can be a b.itch to ones that think
it's stupid because every comment
is basically the same. Like, no.
The s.hitty awards;
because most of you
are horrible human beings.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 12:13pm UTC

If you're secretly in love with me,
you should tell me not because i might like you back
but because that's really good for my ego tbh.

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JcZoe
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Guys don't go for girls that confuse them
They go for girls they can get
Not saying the girls are easy. But the guy understamds his emotions towards them.
So me and you, i'll just be your bit on the side till you find someone you knwo is right for you.
Don't worry, i already know i'm going to be ever so hurt at the end of this.

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