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Member Since: 13 Feb 2013 08:36pm

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carlee.

18/ontario/pansexual/#foreveralone
xo.

carleexo
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February 19, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Me: ew .. he’s a knuckle-head mcspazatron..
BFF: He’s a cotton headed ninny muggins.

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carleexo
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February 19, 2013 6:02pm UTC

got you wrapped around my finger, babe.
you can count on me to misbehave.

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carleexo
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February 14, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Me: Whale you be my valentine?
Her: Of course I WHALE.
my whole day was just made.

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carleexo
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:45pm UTC

inhale love. . .
exhale hate.

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carleexo
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February 14, 2013 5:16pm UTC

for you, i would do anything.

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carleexo
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February 14, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.

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carleexo
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February 14, 2013 12:41pm UTC

& all of those fairytales are full of sh/t.

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carleexo
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 12:34pm UTC

you know who's beautiful?
don't read the first word and flatter yourself, because it's me.

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carleexo
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February 14, 2013 12:27pm UTC

me after 15 seconds of studying: i just can't do this anymore.

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carleexo
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:47pm UTC

are you a beaver?
cause DAM.

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carleexo
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC

I want to be someone’s idea of
"perfect".

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