Drinking Quotes

DunGoofed
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December 21, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Drinking hot-chocolate and loving it, but then feeling like you're going to throw up.

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jennydoee
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 12:52pm UTC

"If you love someone,
set them free. If they
don't come back, call
them up later when
you're drunk"

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Serendipity *
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Hakuna Ma'vodka
It means no memories for the rest of your niiight!

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:38pm UTC

I eat too fill the emptyness, I drink to drown the sorrows, and I smoke to make the pain fly away.. Loneliness is my torture, a blade is my wepon of choice.. I am my own holding cell.

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WantingTheEnd
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October 13, 2013 7:00am UTC

So, last night was awkward...
I get drunk at a club and a 34 year old woman gives me a shot, licks the whipped cream off my lips and shoves her tongue down my throat in front of my entire family.

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MeaganWynd
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October 3, 2013 1:32am UTC

You left me behind. You dropped me and kept going. You broke your promise. You have no right to make comments about how I'm acting. You have no right to tell me how I'm feeling. You have NO right to judge me for how I choose to clean up the mess YOU made. Remember that I am strong, but not strong enough to loose you.
Those feelings, I'll somehow have to drown.

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Yes, I drink to relieve my pain,
I'd do anything to not hear my brain.
It's the only thing that'll turn crazed thoughts tamed
But they say I'm just adding more links to my chain.
On the floor crying with a shiver,
Who knows what's the matter with her,
Time to get the poison inside of my liver,
To get the numbing punch it delivers,
She's just another slowly dying sinner.
s.g.

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beebessey
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:49pm UTC

"I've been drinking to forget all my life, I think its finally starting to work."

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TheQuoteTester
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September 11, 2013 11:24am UTC

I like drinking stuff,
So I always fill my drinks right to the top.
But when I'm drinking my coke,It's always being a bi/tch to me.
format by fake_a_smile

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 4:33am UTC

when my sister was 19 she started collecting shotglasses from around the world
and my parents suspected there might be a problem
with me
because while my sibling was downing all kinds of exotic beverages
that make the troat feel alive and almost dieing
I got attatched to inanimated objects that take over my mind
or so they said
because to me, I was only playing video games

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death ramps*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC

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last night what we talked about it made so much sense
now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore
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TOXIC_kitty1
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August 26, 2013 7:40am UTC

I feel sorry for people whod odnt drink..because when they wake up thats the best their gonna feel all day :D

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beebessey
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I can cook like my mom and drink like my dad, how am I single still?

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wishystar
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 12:12am UTC

Camels can survive without drinking for a long time.
Get it?

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:13pm UTC

It's 3 am. and i'm drinking Coca-Cola like a boss.

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heartofgold
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 7:33pm UTC

I hate how everyone is always judging twelve year olds.
Just because I'm a twelve year old, doesn't make me a bad person.
I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Just because some twelve year olds do doesn't mean all the other twelves do.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 5:24am UTC

After a long week of dealing with
people and their bullshît,
all I have to say is
bring on the alcohol!
Please don't remove this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Friend: Hey, do you know a drinking game I could play by myself?
Me: Alcoholism?

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Nanaki
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:27pm UTC

I don't want to go without seeing you for a week, but you know, I'd rather not be all clingy. guess it helps that I'm going on vacation tomorrow so a whole week of fishing and drinking and all that fun stuff.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:02pm UTC

There was once a boy, he
fell in love with the girl
with brown hair and
beautiful blue eyes.
When she said
I love you too,
his whole world
seemed to fall
into place.
He fell in love with
her a little more each
day;
he loved her with
everything he was;
dedicating himself
to her in every way.
He was only sixteen
but he was sure
that he would call
her his wife one day.
Then one night, the girl drank
too much vodka, and with
dead eyes and alcohol flavored
lips, she kissed all the boys.
That night, the boy drank away
his pain, numbing himself from
the inside out; the whiskey, burning
his throat with every swig.
As he drank and drank,
the boy realized that this
is real life, not a fairytale,
and there are no
happy endings.
(DS)

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