Best Drinking Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Friend: Hey, do you know a drinking game I could play by myself?
Me: Alcoholism?

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heartofgold
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 7:33pm UTC

I hate how everyone is always judging twelve year olds.
Just because I'm a twelve year old, doesn't make me a bad person.
I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Just because some twelve year olds do doesn't mean all the other twelves do.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:02pm UTC

There was once a boy, he
fell in love with the girl
with brown hair and
beautiful blue eyes.
When she said
I love you too,
his whole world
seemed to fall
into place.
He fell in love with
her a little more each
day;
he loved her with
everything he was;
dedicating himself
to her in every way.
He was only sixteen
but he was sure
that he would call
her his wife one day.
Then one night, the girl drank
too much vodka, and with
dead eyes and alcohol flavored
lips, she kissed all the boys.
That night, the boy drank away
his pain, numbing himself from
the inside out; the whiskey, burning
his throat with every swig.
As he drank and drank,
the boy realized that this
is real life, not a fairytale,
and there are no
happy endings.
(DS)

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 10:00pm UTC

There isn't any problem that can't be solved
by getting really really drunk.
don't listen to me.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
September 8, 2014 4:58pm UTC

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 5:24am UTC

After a long week of dealing with
people and their bullshît,
all I have to say is
bring on the alcohol!
Please don't remove this!

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:08am UTC

Another night spent drinking
and wishing you were here...
MQ

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:02pm UTC

DRINKING THE LAST FEW DROPS
OF SPARKLING CIDER
FROM THE BOTTLE
FEELING ALL GROWN UP
LIKE YEAH IM DRINKING
DRINKING WINE OR CHARDANE
BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDER 21.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.

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gab*
posted a quote
December 18, 2015 10:41pm UTC

this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
i used to hate when you'd get drunk. now i wish you'd do it so you could text me and show me that i still cross your mind. but maybe you already do and maybe that girl who crosses your mind isn't me.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
February 1, 2015 1:30pm UTC

Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into slu.ts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into se.x. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slu.t. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.

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beebessey
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:49pm UTC

"I've been drinking to forget all my life, I think its finally starting to work."

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death ramps*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Format chickittylover, triangle idea from ImmaBeWitty
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last night what we talked about it made so much sense
now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore
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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 17, 2015 10:40pm UTC

I started to imagine another me somewhere, sitting in a bar, nursing a whiskey, without a care in the world. The more I thought about it, the more that other me became the real me, making this me here not real at all.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 8:51pm UTC

It's not even lunch yet and I'm already drinking.
Welcome to university.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I can't decide what I will be like in college.
I don't know if I'll continue to stay the same person that I am now;
Or if I will become this huge partier and like to drink and smoke.
I can't decide mainly because it's like I do want to become that person, but at the same time I don't.
I don't because I've been this way for my whole life.
I've never been much of a "partier".
Sure, I've been to plenty parties and socialized.
I won't admit to saying I haven't.
But I've always made the decision not to drink or smoke at these parties because I said to myself that it was just plain stupid.
But I do want to become that person because I can change who I am to other people.
Maybe in high school I wasn't a drinker, but maybe in college I want to be the person everyone comes up to to ask where the new party is.
Or to be that girl that is smart, but knows how to party and handle her alcohol.
Plus, the school I am going to be attending is a majoy party school, I think it might be for the better.
I've always wanted to be that person and I know I would enjoy being her.
I just don't know if I could live with myself if I were to ever make the wrong decision.
My mother would respect whatever choice I did.
She knows the school is a party school.
She knows I care more about grades than drinking.
And I know that even if I were to party, I would make for damn sure to make time for studying.
I worked too hard to lose it that fast.
The reason why I wouldn't know if I could lve with my decisions is because it would be going against everything I've ever stood against.
I'm okay with drinking, and smoking even.
I'm just indifferent to the possibilty of car accidents.
Of course I am smart enough not to do that, but even still.
My best friend joked to me the other day and said to me "watch you ending up becoming more of a partier and drinker than me. like I will seriously laugh so hard and go out and party with you."
That's another reason why I would want to.
I have fun with her sober, but I want to experience the "fun" or "crazy" part of college life.
I'm just scared to see the outcome of what I would become.

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Michelle*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 2:25am UTC

I may not be your cup of tea, but im your tenth shot of tequila

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:03pm UTC

You said you'd be here...
When I first started getting bad, you said you'd be here.
Where were you when I started cutting?
Where were you when I started drinking?
Where were you when I went to the doctors scared?
Where were you when I had that breakdown at 2 am?
Where were you when I tried to commit suicide?
You promised you'd be here.
Where were you?
Nowhere to be found. Always too fu.cking busy.
It's funny really.
You promised you'd be here.
But you aren't here.
You never were

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jessicamai
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC

She likes the poison
She likes it in her mind
She likes what it does
And the things it leaves behind
She likes the poison
She likes what it does best
But honey did you know
It'll just cause more regret?
Your life is gone
Your heart is broke
Hide behind the dirty
Cigarette smoke

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Serendipity *
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Hakuna Ma'vodka
It means no memories for the rest of your niiight!

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