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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2021 3:18pm UTC
    The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness." So I learned how to brew moonshine.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2016 1:31pm UTC
    Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2016 12:18pm UTC
    I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 8:18pm UTC
    some people like the way it feels
    some people wanna kill their sorrows
    some people wanna fit in with the popular
    that was m y p r o b l e m.
    — Kendrick Lamar, Swimming Pools

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2015 10:41pm UTC
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    i used to hate when you'd get drunk. now i wish you'd do it so you could text me and show me that i still cross your mind. but maybe you already do and maybe that girl who crosses your mind isn't me.

  6. samileads samileads
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:48am UTC
    either we smoking or
    we drinking or
    we at each other's throats.

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 10:40pm UTC
    I started to imagine another me somewhere, sitting in a bar, nursing a whiskey, without a care in the world. The more I thought about it, the more that other me became the real me, making this me here not real at all.

  8. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2015 1:30pm UTC
    Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into slu.ts. Homework goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into se.x. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slu.t. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.
     

  9. sherryrussell4 sherryrussell4
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 1:19am UTC
    You sure are pretty tonight! Wow, I've been drinking again, sorry...

  10. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
    and 6 in the other. What do I have?
    Student: A drinking problem.

  11. DeeperThanThisSkin DeeperThanThisSkin
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 12:42am UTC
    There's no message in this bottle
    At least not one that I care to hear

  12. Michelle* Michelle*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 2:25am UTC
    I may not be your cup of tea, but im your tenth shot of tequila

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 8:51pm UTC
    It's not even lunch yet and I'm already drinking.
    Welcome to university.

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Alcohol.
    Chapter 5
    The night was only starting. People started barbequing, girls started swimming, and everybody was having fun. I became friends with a girl named Alicia, who could of been my twin. We were both short, she was an inch taller than me, and we were both blonde with blue eyes and a rocking body. She had the idea of going water skiing. I agreed even though I could barely walk straight. We both stumbled towards the boat, holding each other for support. "Maybe we should go tubing, it's a lot less dangerous." One of the boys we were with suggested.
    "NOOOOOO." Me and Alicia said. Jeff started up the boat as the guys set up the water skiis.
    "Are you sure you guys want to do this?" Jeff asked.
    "It'll be fun! Don't worry." I said. A few minutes later both skiis were set up. Alicia and I each grabbed one as the boat sped away. Then, Jeff turned too fast to avoid hitting another boat, I lost my balance and fell over, hitting my arm on something. Everything happened fast because then I heard somebody screaming my name. A few moments later, Jeff had his arms around me and was helping me towards the boat. The two other boys on the ship grabbed me and pulled me up, I saw red oozing from my arm. I looked up and saw Alicia grabbing a towel. I didn't even see her get back on the boat.Jeff quickly turned the boat back on and sped towards the shower. Alicia stood by me and held the towel around my arm. It was the worse pain I had felt in a while. Once we got to shower someone grabbed a first aid kid and wrapped my arm up. It was quick and painless.
    "Maybe I should take you home Bree." Jeff said.
    "You don't have to ruin your night for me." I said.
    He shrugged, "You're not. Don't worry. Besides, you're slurring your words. It's time for you to call it a night." He gave me a small smile. I nodded and grabbed my keys and walked towards my car. Jeff grabbed my arm, "You're not f/ucking driving yourself home." He said. "You're f/cking drunk."
    I looked up at him as he grabbed my keys and dragged me towards my car, "How are you gonna get home?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "I'll figure it out. I'll have somebody drive my car back to me." He opened up the passenger door for me and then walked around towards the drivers seat.
    "How do you know where I lived?" I asked as he pulled into my drive way.
    He laughed, "I'm your next door neighboor."
    "O." I said. A few minutes later Jeff was helping me up the stairs. I walked him into my room, "Stay until I finish getting ready?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "Yeah sure. I guess."
    I walked into my bathroom and quickly showered and then put on a sports bra with black, baggy shorts. When I left the room, Jeff was on the phone, "Yeah bro. Just drive my car back whenever." He said, "She's back now. Bye." He smiled at me as I walked towards him.
    "Soooo." He said, "I guess I'll get going now."
    "No. Why would you? Spend the night!" I said, feeling the alcohol making me flirty.
    He smiled, "Okay but I don't sleep on the floor." He said.
    "Sleep next to me in bed." I winked at him. "Want me to get you something to wear?"
    He laughed, "Okay yeah get me yoga pants and a sports bra." He took his shirt off and slipped off his pants, only to be left in boxers. He smiled at me, "Don't stare to long." He winked.
    "I wasn't staring." I said turning red.
    "Sure." He winked again. I pulled up my covers and got into bed. He got in right next to me.
    "Do you do this with every guy you meet?" He asked.
    I turned and faced him, "No. You're just special."
    "Oh. Thanks. I know I am. So, why did you move here?" He asked.
    "I got into trouble back in Michigan. My dad found out and thought it was better if I came and lived with him." I said.
    "Oooo, rebel. What did you get in trouble for?"
    "Alcohol." I said.
    I heard him swallow, "You didn't drive did you?" He asked.
    "Noooo. I just had it on me and was drinking it. The cops went easy when they busted me the first two times, but the third time I got arrested. Then I got sent away."
    "Do you miss Michigan?" He asked.
    "Yes. I miss all the sports teams I played on and my friends and my mom."
    "Did you have a boyfriend?"
    "No." I said.
    He nodded, "Our school has second semester sports try outs going on in two weeks. You should go for it."
    I shrugged, "I don't know. It'll be awkward."
    "No. It won't be. Come be a cheerleader and you can cheer me on at all my games." He winked at me again.
    I turned my back and gave him the silent treatment. A few moments later I felt his arms at my hips and his lips at my ear, "I was kidding. But you should try out. You'd love it." I turned my head so I was face to face with him.
    "I'll think about it." I said. He smiled at me. "So, what sports do you play?" I asked.
    "Football, hockey, and soccer. I used to play basketball but when my sister died, I stopped playing. That was our favorite sport to play together."
    "I'm so sorry. How did she die?" I asked.
    I saw him stiffen up, "A drunk driver hit her one day while she was playing basketball. She was only 9."
    I leaned over and kissed him on his cheek, "It's okay. She's in a better place now."
    His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me towards him, "I know. It still hurts every day." After that moment, we talked for hours and hours, we both fell asleep around 4 A.M with his arms still wrapped around my waist.

  15. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:03am UTC
    My dad just said he was quitting drinking for the millionth time... Let's see how long he lasts this time. -.-

  16. RainbowUnicornDInoThing RainbowUnicornDInoThing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    I drank.
    I cried.
    "I want more"
    She hands me the bottle,
    she only wanted me to feel better.
    Trew up.
    Whispered
    "I want more. I need more. More, more"
    Pass out,
    wake up to my best friend lying next to me.
    "More."

  17. RainbowUnicornDInoThing RainbowUnicornDInoThing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    I need to feel numb.
    I need the poison to run through my veins.
    I need to drink untill I cant feel feelings anymore.

  18. RainbowUnicornDInoThing RainbowUnicornDInoThing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    Im sick.
    Im so sick.
    I want to drink.
    I want to smoke.
    I want to cut.
    Maybe it'll only help for a second.
    But that second is all I need to stay sane.
    Now pass the bottle,
    please.
    Im sick.

  19. RainbowUnicornDInoThing RainbowUnicornDInoThing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    I'm sick again.

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Take your age and add 5 to it.
    That is your age in 5 years.

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