Best Dothis Quotes This Month

yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC

the world's ingredients:
mostly idiots.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 7:26pm UTC

yes hello, 911?
are you doing anything???
wanna hang out???

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:19pm UTC

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you

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*toxic waste*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 5:48pm UTC

annoying things to do on an elevator;
1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
5) say "DING" at each floor
6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I need you all to do one little thing for me.
you really are beautiful.
It may be hard, but please do it. Go look in the mirror after you finish reading this quote. Look in the mirror and say "I am beautiful." Then, proceed to count down from 10 and for each number you say, pick out one thing that you like about yourself.
Don't leave the mirror until you can find 10 things, and try to not say the same thing twice. It may be hard, but just try. Because I can assure you that you are beautiful. Even if you think that you can't find 10 things, they really are there. I promise. Just look a little bit harder.

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mangotangochick
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:49am UTC

It's sad to know that I would cry you a river
But you wouldn't even shed a single tear for me

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illusi0n✖️*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 12:24pm UTC

when you wake up, each morning you should tell yourself that you're a bad@ss b/tch from hell,
and that no one can f/ck with you, and then don't let anyone f/ck with you.

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:46pm UTC

The Pyscho Test
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?
If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Do this if u wanna laugh a little = Go to Google Images then search Funny Llama Pictures them u can laugh at silly llamas.

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fruitygirl11
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:50pm UTC

_____________________________________________________
Who else wishes
That you could
Tag other witty users
In your quotes?
______________________________________________________

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tarzan
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 5:11am UTC

Finally following someone so witty will stop reminding you

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abbyxxx*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 1:19pm UTC

I HAVE SIX LICKS ON MY FRONT DOOR,
WHEN I GO OUT I LOCK EVERY OTHER ONE
I FIGURE NO MATTER HOW LONG THEY STAND THERE PICKING LOCKS
THEY ARE ALWAYS LOCKING THREE

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 12:10pm UTC

10 faves
for 1 0 whole facts about me

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Unknownandinvisible113
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:27pm UTC

I don’t know about you but my idea of a WITTIANis someone who loves Witty Profiles. I think that it could be either someone who actually writes quotes or someone who is a devoted reader of Witty.
So……
CALLING ALL WITTIANS
For the whole of the next week, write a ‘W’ (for Witty) on your left hand. If you see someone with a'W' on their hand you’ll know they are aWITTIAN.
Spread the message!!
Jocked kinda.

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