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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:46pm UTC

The Pyscho Test
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?
If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath

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illusi0n✖️*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 12:24pm UTC

when you wake up, each morning you should tell yourself that you're a bad@ss b/tch from hell,
and that no one can f/ck with you, and then don't let anyone f/ck with you.

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*toxic waste*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 5:48pm UTC

annoying things to do on an elevator;
1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
5) say "DING" at each floor
6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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abbyxxx*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 1:19pm UTC

I HAVE SIX LICKS ON MY FRONT DOOR,
WHEN I GO OUT I LOCK EVERY OTHER ONE
I FIGURE NO MATTER HOW LONG THEY STAND THERE PICKING LOCKS
THEY ARE ALWAYS LOCKING THREE

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tarzan
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 5:11am UTC

Finally following someone so witty will stop reminding you

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:05pm UTC

WITTY SURVEY:
cross off the things you've done.
Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected Something really Stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself ( for me it was on accident)
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped School
Skipped a class
Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from a library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins ( i tried and i freaked out)
Gone to seaworld.
Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierecd

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Do this if u wanna laugh a little = Go to Google Images then search Funny Llama Pictures them u can laugh at silly llamas.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:19pm UTC

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I need you all to do one little thing for me.
you really are beautiful.
It may be hard, but please do it. Go look in the mirror after you finish reading this quote. Look in the mirror and say "I am beautiful." Then, proceed to count down from 10 and for each number you say, pick out one thing that you like about yourself.
Don't leave the mirror until you can find 10 things, and try to not say the same thing twice. It may be hard, but just try. Because I can assure you that you are beautiful. Even if you think that you can't find 10 things, they really are there. I promise. Just look a little bit harder.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC

the world's ingredients:
mostly idiots.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 7:26pm UTC

yes hello, 911?
are you doing anything???
wanna hang out???

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mangotangochick
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:49am UTC

It's sad to know that I would cry you a river
But you wouldn't even shed a single tear for me

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Unknownandinvisible113
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February 24, 2013 1:27pm UTC

I don’t know about you but my idea of a WITTIANis someone who loves Witty Profiles. I think that it could be either someone who actually writes quotes or someone who is a devoted reader of Witty.
So……
CALLING ALL WITTIANS
For the whole of the next week, write a ‘W’ (for Witty) on your left hand. If you see someone with a'W' on their hand you’ll know they are aWITTIAN.
Spread the message!!
Jocked kinda.

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 12:10pm UTC

10 faves
for 1 0 whole facts about me

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fruitygirl11
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:50pm UTC

_____________________________________________________
Who else wishes
That you could
Tag other witty users
In your quotes?
______________________________________________________

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