Dollar Quotes

uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 4:07pm UTC

If I had a dolar for every time
I didn't know what was going on,
I'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:27pm UTC

If I had a dollar
for every time I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 12:35pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I got
distracted, I wish I had a taco

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:59pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

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addictedtonutella
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July 3, 2013 1:09am UTC

If I had a dollar for everytime
someone told me I was pretty,
I'd have one dollar. Thanks, mom.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 12:45pm UTC

When people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:22am UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:36pm UTC

If I got a dollar for everytime I thought of you...
I'd start thinking about you.

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:03am UTC

If I had a dollar for everytime I think about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Rhyburgie2
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:26pm UTC

If i got $1 every time i was called beautiful, i'd have $1.
Thanks Mom!

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I wish I had a dollar
for every dollar I don't have
♥

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it_goes_on*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Drake seems like the kind of guy that would hand a stripper a neatly folded dollar bill, with a note inside that says,
"You don't have to do this."

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keshamonster3
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:04am UTC

Dear Vending Machines,
I’m sorry if my dollar isn’t straight enough for you.
Sincerely, stop being such a pain.

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Betsaaaaaaay
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 5:48pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every time i got called pretty, i'd have 1 dollar.... thanks mom.

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HiYouAreWonderful
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 4:41pm UTC

If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you…
I’d think about you more often.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:09pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted,
I wish I had some ice cream.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:32am UTC

If i had a dollar for every
time someone told me
was pretty, I would have
exactly one dollar.
Thanks, mom.

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In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:01pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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