Cows Quotes

Aggressive Butterfly *
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December 22, 2014 9:22am UTC

I spent at least 2 hours watching videos of cows yesterday.
Moo
🐮

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Mariah_is_death*
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November 10, 2014 5:43pm UTC

You know that person that found out you can get milk from cows..........what were they doing?

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INeedFriends >.< *
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October 6, 2014 3:24pm UTC

Friends are like cows- If you eat them they die xD

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AnaCastro196
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July 5, 2014 6:53pm UTC

"You see in their last moments,
people show you who they really are.
So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did."
-Joker

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lost dreamer*
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December 30, 2013 6:17pm UTC

So in my AP biology class the other day, we were getting really off topic...
Dr. Looney: *rings cow bell to get us to shut up*
Dr. Looney: You know, students are kinda like cows - one strays, the rest follow.
Ryan: You mean we're udder joys to teach?
Katy: C'mon Dr. Looney, you gotta milk it for all it's worth!
...AP biology, ladies and gentlemen.

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TaylorSwift*
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November 30, 2013 1:38pm UTC

k of me..

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blackice
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November 14, 2013 12:30am UTC

i want to slap you with a cow.

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asexual axolotl*
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November 8, 2013 1:20am UTC

Story tyme #1:
Today I was walking to my friends house to stay the night
(and she lives out in the country and I decided to walk the full 3km),
and I saw cows. And for me, being someone who barely ever sees cows, I stopped to feed them.
Fun fun fun fun.
So much fun.
Like, a hell-a-load O3O holy shiznick I genually enjoyed myself.
Who would have thought.
An over enthusiastic goth.
Feeding cows.
And laughing with a grin up to her ears.
Holding a bouque of grass for her friend as
a 'sorry I got distracted' gift.
We named him Gravy.

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capsized*
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October 24, 2013 9:24pm UTC

wanna hear some cute facts!!!!
►The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.
►Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.
►Cows have best friends.
►The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star dust.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 17, 2013 9:30am UTC

I love how everyone who took the PSAT yesterday promised to not talk about any part of the test and now the cow has its own Twitter.

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wiscowsingal
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October 13, 2013 1:55am UTC

CAMO, COWS & CARHARTT.

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jezzlyn
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October 7, 2013 9:23am UTC

A strong man stands up for himself,
A stronger man stands up for others.

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Rajsonkar
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September 15, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Little birdie in the sky;
You look up and it s.h.i.t.s. in your
eye;
You don't mind and you don't cry;You just thank God that cows don't fly

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AllieSmith7
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September 5, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Friends are like cows
If you eat them, they die.

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emmalea_pedroking
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September 5, 2013 4:10am UTC

friend: "in life you are a sheep or a shepard, what are you?"
me: "i am neither"
friend: "then what are you?"
me: "i am a cow!"

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emmalea_pedroking
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September 4, 2013 2:02am UTC

friend: "in life you are a sheep or a shepard, what are you?"
me: "i am neither"
friend: "then what are you?"
me: "i am a cow!"

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mtndewhm*
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August 31, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did someone say
*leaps over Empire State Building*
*Fights way through herd of cows*
*Slips through the crack under your door*
Mike Fuentes?

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Butterbear
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August 9, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Sharks only kill about 10 people a year, while around
100 people a year die from being stepped on by a cow.

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brillt27
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August 1, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows.
Where's cow week, Discovery Channel? hmm?

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iambubbles
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July 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I feel bad for the guy who invented milk...
He would have to explain what he was doing to the cow.

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