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kelly*
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October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC

why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 3:58am UTC

i want to play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC

Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON

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*wookie bear**
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Okay so my day today was crazy:
I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
yeah and then they rushed him away,
was he drunk?
like scary drunk? idk..

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happiest*
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October 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:13am UTC

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*
Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.
*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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Lost_Girl_98*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 9:47am UTC

When your headphone breaks and there is only sound coming from one side!

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kimsgrande
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Don't get me wrong. I love Shakespeare.
I just don't like analyzing every godda.mn word.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 11:35am UTC

what if eyebrows went
all the way around our eyes

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NessaLovesYou
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:39am UTC

He...
I wonder if he even...
I wonder if he even love me. I don't know, I really don't know is he playing with my feelings, or he love me but he don't want to make first step... I wanna know, why does it feel so good when I'm with him, but it is hurt so bad when I'm alone? I'm always watching his statuses, what he is doing, is he texting other girls.My friends are keep telling me that he don't deserve me, that he is ugly, that I'm everyone's crush and I can find another hotter boy.. But he, he is perfect for me. He is sarcastic, he is realistic.Heis perfect. Perfect for me. I want him to be mine. Only mine. Just mine. Mine forever. Mine forever like the stars on sky that shine forever. I heard from lot of people that he is fall in love with me. He calls other girls bithes, hoes...But he calls me smartie, sweetie etc. Sometimes,I wait for nights to text him. But hey, he will never call me or text me first.He would never admit that he loves me. Few times he asks me to get on his break, just with him. But I am to scared. Is it my fault? Is it my fault because I miss it? Will he ever try on me again? I' work hard just to make him go crazy for me. I was never carring for what boys will say about me. But with him, it is different. I watch my every word, my every move. Is it worth of it? Is it worth of his love?
-This is not a scroll box-
Please
help me. Write me your opinion. I just need someone to talk. For the first time, I don't know what I feel. I don't know how to act any more. Great thing is that nobody notice that he is my crush....
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format by: NessaLovesYou
format by NessaLovesYou

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kelly*
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October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC

during a maths test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

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