Best Contest_life_problems Quotes This Week

伤*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 1:56pm UTC

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life
go to prison and bring dishonor to this family, i care about nothing except
my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Dont spend too much time on
worrying about your mistakes.
Mistakes become experience.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 11:35am UTC

what if eyebrows went
all the way around our eyes

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC

during a maths test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:00am UTC

what you said was: "I don't respect women who don't respect themselves."
what you meant was: "I, and society as a whole, hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hyperséxualizing them at the same time and, if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria ,then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity."
what i heard was: "Hi, i'm a misogynist piece of shît, please punch me in my face."

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SarahCouchy33
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Never call a girl fat.
You'll never know how far she'll go to be the opposite.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Scariest 6 word story:
I like him. He likes her.
We ran out of good food.

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 12:01am UTC

Science Teachers: gravity pulls things downwardMe: tell that to my hair

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kimsgrande
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:13am UTC

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*
Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.
*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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Just an average kid*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 11:19pm UTC

There once was a girl, happy and bright
Who could not get enough of this wonderful life
She smiled for days, laughing for hours
She ran and she played and she rolled in the flowers.
But starting one day
That light started to fade
It started to dim
Once she really looked at the world she lived in.
Her grades not as high,
Her smiles harder to come by,
She was starting to change
She was starting to fade
She was starting to become a different girl every day
A change that filled everyone with dismay.
That girl is starting to sound
Like a girl you've seen around
The reason, you see
That girl is me.
PS
I know this is horrible: sorry I just got it off the top of my head...

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 10:05pm UTC

If I ever tell you that something is my favorite song don't listen to me I'm a fúcking liar I have more favorite songs than there are babies in China.

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