Chicken Quotes

crimson24
posted a quote
March 29, 2016 5:23pm UTC

I'm tired of being
put on the grill.
Take me off!!!

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 8, 2015 3:02am UTC

i LOve chicken nuggets
more than you

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1DirectionerForevah
posted a quote
January 31, 2015 12:57pm UTC

WHICH IS BETTER??Pizza= LikeChicken= Follow Me Thanks! P.S. You can comment on this to review for me.

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Goose
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 6:46pm UTC

Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken! .... except the chicken.... it tastes like fish!!!

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justalilpoptart
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 12:52pm UTC

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
to get away from your terrible jokes

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 6:37pm UTC

ALL I WANTED
was to eat the chicken
that is smarter than other chickens
and to absorb its power

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OhStephh_*
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 3:08pm UTC

Chickennn! love me self some chicken

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 12:46pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

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yuki
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Conversation at Lunch~
Me:*Eating chicken strips w/ ketchup*
Friend: Eww, why are you eating it with ketchup? Yuck!
Me: ...
Me: -looks dead in the eye-
Me: It reminds me of the blood of my enemies. -licks lips-
Friend: -slowly backs away-

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maisie12345
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC

#Icanrelatetothis
Quote 1
Have you ever though of a wonderful quote
that you really wanted to make your facebook
status, but after you start typing it in you chicken out?

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Red dragon*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Am I the only person who doesn't know why the chicken crossed the road.

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glitter on my hands*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 9:05pm UTC

This morning, walking to Center Camp, I watched a guy ride around in an art car built to resemble a giant roast chicken. I like to imagine him waking up one morning (in his ordinary life, in the ordinary world) brushing his teeth, checking the weather and the traffic report, bracing himself for another day at his San Francisco startup, and realizing: I must build an art car that resembles a giant roast chicken.
It wouldn’t have been his carefully polished, expensively educated, khaki-pants-and-buttondown persona that decided this. He probably didn’t see it as a way to pick up girls. His colleagues at work, his drinking buddies, his best friend, the cute but shy waitress at his favorite diner who has been crushing on him for six months, probably never looked at him and thought, Within that man there lurks a giant-roast-chicken-rider, bursting to be unleashed upon the world.
-justinemusk.com

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Sunny*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 12:10am UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you! :)

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Spanish guy: The spanish word of the day is "Chicken"
Spanish guy: *spanish accent* Tell her to come here so that chicken SUCK THIS DîCK
(say chicken in a spanish accent)

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:10am UTC

I hate when people have tags
That don't even go with their quote
Like dahell, woman
You already more famous then I am
You don't need all dem tags.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I got shouted at for not eating a chicken wing 'right'.
The definition of right for them was...
Like a posessed starved lion,
taking every bit of meat,
only leaving the bones.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Starships are meant to flyyy,
Lets eat some chicken pie!
Cant stop,
Because were not shy.
Lets eat before we die!
Hungrier then mother trucker.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 2:29am UTC

Guess who loves you?
The answer is me.

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 11:04pm UTC

do you guys think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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