Best Celebofthemoment Quotes This Month

DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:11pm UTC

i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity
he bought an ice cream truck
he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
he built a mini ice-rink
a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
a hovercraft
he’s got unicycles and banjos
and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine
tell me he isn’t living the life

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.
DONT YOU GET IT ?!
EASTON WEST
EAST AND WEST
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN ?!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Imagine if you called a wrong
number and it ended up being a celebrity. "Mom?" "No, this is Taylor Swift."

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 7:11am UTC

in the unlikely event i ever find myself seated next to zac efron on a plane
i'm gonna be quiet until we take off
and then just lean towards him and whisper:
"we're soarin', flyin' "

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CrisParadis
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:13am UTC

Me: *turns off lights*
Me: *leaps towards bed*
Me: *misses*

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC

STOP RIGHT THERE.
Stop scrolling and listen.
You've heard this before, and I know you're aware of it, but
Witty is DYING.
HEY HEY HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS
hear me out....
We've all noticed the drastic drop of number in wittians since 2011,
and we all are shrugging it off as if it's nothing
But it isn't,
this is something REALLY SERIOUS,
and it can effect all of Witty.
From the start of 2012, the population of Witty Users
has been gradually decreasing due to what?
LACK OF CREATIVITY
that's not the only reason.
There's the NEGATIVE talk.
Y'know, the bullying, the hate, the "I'm done"s and the "I've gone back to cu.tting" stuff.
seriously guys?
Also
Why are we posting tumblr quotes?
WITTY PROFILES IS NOT SOME SAD CHEAP COPY OF TUMBLR
For the love of cats, GET CREATIVE.
YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGINATION. WE ALL DO. USE IT.
But if we keep losing wittians, Steve will have no choice
Do you really think Steve will still be supporting a failing website?
NO.
How would you feel if Witty was SHUT DOWN?
No more posting quotes, faving, commenting,
NOTHING.
But no worries
I have a plan
A PROJECT actually.
PROJECT RW
which stands for "Restoring Witty"
We can all help.
We have 50+ wittians on here that still want witty to stay.
And here's how we're gonna do it.
(check my next quote to see how)

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p0kemon
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Hello girls of witty!
In school, we were able to take an extra curricular to get 10% extra credit on each of our grades. We were able to choose from alot. me and my friends decided to do one on make-up, fashion, cosmetics, beauty and fashion icons of the centuries and decades. So I decided to bring all of my tips here! I'll be making a witty for it, but I need some tips on the usernames. Can I have an idea? I was think of something tumblr-ish like L1pstick or m_keup.
So, please help! If you send in a suggesetion I'll follow you on the account.

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:53pm UTC

(okay here it is)
STEP 1: Get word of Witty.
Talk about it on tumblr, or spread the word on Twitter.
Choose any website, whether it's Facebook, Myspace, Fanfiction, DeviantArt, Youtube, Whatever.
Just Make sure that people will Know WHAT IS WittyProfiles.
STEP 2: Start posting positive quotes. Whether it's an inspirational saying
or a funny true story. Post stories up, get creative in a great way.
Give the website a good name to the new users coming in.
FINAL STEP: Support Witty. We all know how to do that.
We can do this, We can really SAVE witty and make it a fun site to be at.
I'm not ready to lose Witty yet.
Neither are you
But I'm doing this because
I'd rather be on witty and saving it than being on it and watch it crumble.
And there's only one thing left to ask....
Do You Wanna Save Witty With Me Or Not?
I'm not doing this for faves and/or comments. Nor popularity. I will take full responsibility on this project
If you have any questions or suggestion please comment. I will even take hate. Just let this quote get seen.

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munster
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Keep listening to music, 'cause it gets you through everything. I promise.
- Mitch Lucker

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munster
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Swim for the music that saves when you're not so sure you'll survive.

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munster
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 12:52am UTC

Your parents say that everything is your fault
but they don't know you like I know you, they
don't know you at all.

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lndians
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Sexy doesn't have to be a tan blonde girl showing off her goodies. - Hayley Williams

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munster
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 4:33pm UTC

I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.

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CrisParadis
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:17am UTC

I WONDER I F
there are famous people on witty.

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munster
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 6:25pm UTC

WE DON'T SLEEP, WE DON'T EAT.
WE SPEAK IN TONGUES.
WE CAN'T DIE, WE'RE DEAD INSIDE.
NO DEATH CAN TOUCH.
THE CROOKED YOUNG.

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lndians
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I thought we could wait for the snow, to wash over Georgia and kill the hurt.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Adam Levine and those other guys
Harry Styles and those other guys
Chris Daughtry and those other guys
Joe Jonas and his brothers
David Grohl and those other guys
Florence Welch and those other people
Selena Gomez and the others
will.i.am and Fergie and those two other guys
Hayley Williams and the others
Justin Timberlake and those other guys
Nicole Scherzinger and the other girls
Chris Martin and the other guys
Travis McCoy and the others
Max George and the other guys
Perrie Edwards and the other girls
Mick Jagger and the others
Kurt Cobain and the other people
This is sad.

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munster
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Dan: Would you rather make a video professing your undying love for the music and EVERYTHING about Black Veil Brides, or get shot in the throat?
Oli: ..Shot in the throat.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Read my fanfic.
Read it..........
http://www.wattpad.com/21540129-the-dreambox#.UfHRwI21F8E

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 1:28am UTC

"One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radio active spider. F×CK YOU SCIENCE!"
-21 Jump Street

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