Carrots Quotes

Amenah
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March 7, 2014 6:00pm UTC

i wish there was a way to connect your brain directly to witty so all the witty thoughts you have while standing in line for your lunch don't go to waste
someone invent an app for this please.

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fxckinhxran
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January 11, 2014 9:08pm UTC

Why don't you have a facebook?
well there's this thing called Potatoes + Carrots = 1D and I decided no I'm better off on twitter...

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mtndewhm*
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October 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Fun fact:
In like the 1800s pale people were looked at as higher class because they didn't have to work outside which would have tanned them.
Now people like to look like carrots.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 21, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I wish I was allergic to carrots.
Then I would have a valid reason to hate them.

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*tripsoverfridge*
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September 17, 2013 2:56am UTC

When you get One Direction posters that are double sided:
Liam: *No woman in the world deserves this*

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BreeeFayy*
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July 28, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Facts #7
The voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots
fave for series?

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Butterbear
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July 24, 2013 11:55pm UTC

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
..smells like carrots

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breezy_mac
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June 12, 2013 5:21am UTC

I am really good at ordering/buying food
if it was a subject at school i would defs get A+++

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cherrycarey96
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May 28, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Fun Fact 02:
Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 5:23pm UTC

You know how they say that carrots
are good for your eyesight?
Well, this one time, when we were really young,
my sister and I ate almost an entire bag of baby carrots before we went for a check-up.

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LolaLori
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May 17, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots so that onions don't think they're ugly or something.

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Hamida*
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May 17, 2013 5:55pm UTC

I like boys who eat carrots, so start munchin'.

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 6:46pm UTC

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand

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WantingTheEnd
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April 5, 2013 6:31am UTC

"You should eat carrots, they make you see in the dark"
-I don't want to see in the dark, you don't know what's in it.

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_iNiallerCrew_
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April 1, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I like girls who... eats carrots
-Louis Tomlinson

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bigbootycutiee_13
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March 22, 2013 8:52pm UTC

sometimes, I cry when I'm chopping carrots, because I don't want the onions to think they're ugly or something

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BluePearlXx
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March 9, 2013 10:22am UTC

If carrots are so good for your eyes than why do i see dead rabbits on the road?
www.wittyprofiles.com

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breezy_mac
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February 27, 2013 6:10am UTC

If you don't like One Direction then ignore the quotes about them, no need to put the author/profiler down.
Some people like certain things, others don't.
Everyone's different.
Would you really like to be put down and feel crap because of your favorite band or singer.
The one singer or band that makes you happy, makes you escape from reality.
Now you may not understand why One Direction makes that person feel happy but they just do.
Be kind. Be Respectful and if you CANT do that then just IGNORE IT
if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.

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anonymous00
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February 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Hope it makes you smile:
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!

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xoLoveMatters
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February 6, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Ok so these kids at the lunch table next to ours throw carrots at us every day,
and today they threw a condom at us.
So I will get a condom, put a carrot in it, and throw it at them. Make 'em learn a lesson.
I don't know how to open or use or insert a carrot into a condom, but it shall be done.

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