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BluePearlXx

1. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2013 4:57am UTC
   Birthdays then: Look at all
   these presents!
   Birthdays now: Look at all
   these notifications!
   2013
   
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2. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 5:09am UTC
   Today my school
   had a fire drill
   I was standing outside with one of the most popular
   football players, when Down Syndrome girl came
   up to him and wanted to hold his hand because
   she was scared. Happily, he held her
   hand in front of all his friends
   back to class.
   2013
   
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3. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 9:30am UTC
   Today,
   I was at school and the teacher asked for our homework. I noticed that my maths homework had writting on it. It said I LOVE YOU .I realized
   it was my little sisters handwritting. Shes only 4.
   Made my day ♥
   2013
   
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4. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 11:12am UTC
   Stop saying
   I wish
   Start saying
   I will
   2013
   
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5. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 12:33pm UTC
   Always believe
   that something
   wonderful
   is about to
   happen.
   ♥
   2013
   
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6. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 2:19pm UTC
   I hate that moment when you come
   to class late and everyone stares at
   you as if you just murdered 10
   people.
   
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7. BluePearlXx
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   Me: can you grow please?
   Hair: No.
   Boobs:No.
   Stomach: YES!!!
   
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8. BluePearlXx
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   April 23, 2013 2:08pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your PE teacher is fat.
   
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9. BluePearlXx
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   April 23, 2013 1:18pm UTC
   Mum: Go upstairs and tell your brother it's time to eat.
   Me:* Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* MUM SAID IT'S TIME TO EAT!!!
   Mum: -__-
   
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10. BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:02am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're giving
    someone a hug and aren't really
    sure where to put your arms.
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11. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 8:56am UTC
    That awkward
    moment
    when you're in a super deep thought. Then in like 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone.
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12. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 8:44am UTC
    That awkward moment when you say something regretful but you can't take away so you try to make it better but you make it worse
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13. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 8:19am UTC
    If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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14. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 8:05am UTC
    I wish my pillow could collect my dreams so when i wake up i could plug it into my computer & watch them over again.
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15. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 7:45am UTC
    When you're stressed. You eat ice cream,cake,chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards desserts.
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16. BluePearlXx
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    April 21, 2013 7:34am UTC
    Press here
    
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17. BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 6:40am UTC
    Robin hood :
    Your doing it wrong
    Robbing food:
    Clearly you doing it right.
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18. BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 6:35am UTC
    13/04/13, 7:30am
    My (boy) friend: why did the chicken cross the road?
    me: Seriously?
    my (boy)friend: To get to the beautiful princess's house!
    me: ... I don't get it??
    my (boy) friends: Knock Knock
    me: Who's there?
    my (boy) friend: The Chicken.
    True♥
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19. BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Me: I'm so lonely
    Friend: Hi
    Me: Leave me alone
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20. BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can't explain how things made your heart broken.
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