Canada Quotes

Hale_Storm18
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June 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Last summer I went to Iowa to visit family and me and my family drove
there. On the way there, we went through Canada. On the way back to the States, when we were going through American border patrol, the border patrol guy was like, "So where are you guys headed?" and my dad said Iowa and the border patrol dude just went, "What are you going to do in Iowa? Look at corn?" and I have never laughed harder in my life.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 19, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Last summer my family went to Ontario on our way to Iowa and at border
patrol the Canadian border patrol dude was being rude to my parents and kept saying these really sassy things so I muttered under my breath, "I didn't think I ordered a side of sass with my fries." and that is the story of how I got my family held up at border patrol and got part of our car searched.

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*silvergirl*
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June 19, 2013 4:23pm UTC

&& who here lives in Canada

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awesomeness...*
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June 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I HAVE A FEELING PEOPLE FROM CANADA THAT CAN SING GOOD ARE GONNA BE THE MOST AWESOMEST SUPERSTARS, THINK ABOUT IT..... JUSTIN BIEBER,MACKLEMORE.......

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kowhyda*
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May 30, 2013 10:03am UTC

Sister: Which one do you like better? English or math?
Me: Canada!
Sister: WHAT DOES CANADA HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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Basketballer100
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April 13, 2013 6:14pm UTC

In Canada for the week!

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Overcast-Kid*
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April 4, 2013 3:04pm UTC

ALMOST ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN CANADA.
rahh.
im so alone!!
RAH ALONE.
You best buy me a souvenir
how the fudge do you spell that.
souvenier?
soovineyer... noooope.
I MISS YOUUUUUU GUIESSSSSSS!!!
tell errbody I say HAI!
and that I love you and miss you and
HATE YOU COS YOU WENT TO SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY WITHOUT YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE WEIRDO. (thats me, btw)
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
canada.
really.
GAWD.
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE CANADIANS OUT THERE, KEEP UP THE KINDNESS.
k....
alone
sigh.
I have had like no social interaction throughout this whole trip.
forgetting what its like to speak with other people.
alone.
Anyway, have fun un
MONTREAL.
probably didnt spell that right either.
eh.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:01am UTC

when i erase a word with a pencil,
where in the world does it go?

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doublesidedice
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February 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Canada is now worried about American Zombies attacking them.
If that's their only worries then they have nothing to worry about. xD

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98kitty98
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February 12, 2013 7:33pm UTC

*Sitting in class*
Friend:......and I can see her boobs
Me: What?
Friend: Her boobs, I see them.......I'm going to tell her
Me: Oh no
Friend:*Makes hand signals to pull up her shirt*
Her: What?.......oh *makes heart with hands*
Friend: No.....I can see your boobs
Her What?
Friend: Oh goodness...........*Yells* I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS FROM CANADA!!!!
Her: *slowly pulls up shirt*
Class: *Dies of laughter*

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Music Is My Freedom*
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February 8, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Guys, I'm in Canada, and I just went outside for some grocery shopping, and let me just say...
ASDFGHJKL; THERE'S SO MUCH SNOW!!!!!!

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demonnerd02
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February 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Girls: Look its Justin Bieber, lets follow him.
Guys: Look its Justin Bieber, lets kill him.
My entire school: Hey its the insult to Canada, a.k.a Justin Bieber, lets kill him.

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