Calendar Quotes

TheCovertComic
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September 20, 2019 9:32pm UTC

30 Days Hath February
A calendrically accurate, more lyrical alternative to the traditional '30 Days Hath September.'
30 days hath February
Minus two in most years, while April won't vary
Likewise June, September, and November
But add a day for months 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, plus December

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Raxin
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January 29, 2016 9:52pm UTC

Thank god it’s Friday?
What the blank? The seven “days” of the supposed “week” are pure contrivance. I refuse to thank anyone for this repeating time box that I’m expected to trap my own mind within.
There is no such thing as Friday! There is no such thing as a week!
Every freaking day in the universe is a different freaking day! Every day is unique and will never happen again. Every day deserves its own name.
My true being is capable of more than just covering the same artificial mental ground over and over throughout my life like a wretched zoo animal pacing back and forth smearing its snot on the impenetrable plexiglass.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday are mental frauds. They do not exist.
The "week" doesn’t line up with the cycles of the moon. It doesn’t line up with the cycles of the sun. It doesn’t line up with any cosmic clock. It is completely arbitrary.
Which creep or creeps back in history invented the idea that we should all do stuff we don’t enjoy for five days to make someone else rich and do stuff we do enjoy for two days to keep us ourselves just satisfied enough not to commit suicide so we can go back to work again? What kind of evil mental oppression is that?
It makes me angry to live in such an arbitrarily regulated world and watch everyone around me accept the framework of the pattern of seven repeating "days" without question as if it were true.
Folks, I can’t put it anymore strongly: There is no such thing as a week! There is no such thing as Friday!
Thank today it’s a day!

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StayStrongLiveLong
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December 19, 2013 9:35am UTC

"I can't imagine the self control
required to eat just one chocolate
from the advent calendar"
I say as I pop the last one out on the second day

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1mrsseguin9
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December 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC

What's the difference between me and a calendar?A calendar has dates

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itstoolatecharlie
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November 1, 2013 10:50am UTC

how on earth have i only just discovered
Panic! At The Disco
?

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insertcoolnamehere
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August 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC

there is simply nothing worse
than knowing how it ends.

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insertcoolnamehere
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August 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC

~put another X on the calendar,
summer's on its deathbed~

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Mandypandy
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August 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Put another 'x' on the calendar, summer's on its death bed.
There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends.

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RingoStar
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March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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