Cake Quotes

ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC

Life is almost like a cake with a cherry filling. You have to get through the drama, fakes, and depression before you find the good stuff in life. Except on Valentine's Day where the guy reminds you you don't have a date and gives you more cake with no filling. Then, it's not worth it.

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24601*
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February 12, 2014 12:57am UTC

Remmember when witty would fight? Remember when no wittisn knew one direction? Remember when it almost got shut down?

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DreamLikeReality
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February 2, 2014 8:25pm UTC

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and we could all eat and be happy.

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 7:48pm UTC

I want you more than a fat kid wants cake

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butterfly_love
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 6:09pm UTC

weekends are like cake...
they just disappear...

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24601*
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January 11, 2014 3:18am UTC

It's to make up sentences nobody has ever said before.
My Snorlax was making a pickle cake, right when my microwave died of Bieber Fever!
Don't you feel important now?
NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT!
Give me a good sentence.
You will keep me awake.

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hannibanani27
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January 7, 2014 2:25pm UTC

"Dude she just called you fat."
"OH HE.LL NO!"
HOLD MY CAKE.

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DunGoofed
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January 1, 2014 2:27am UTC

I made a cake and played video games at two in the morning. I also posted some quotes, went on youtube, and checked my tumblr. This is basically my schedule for 2014.

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glitter on my hands*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 12:10pm UTC

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty darn delicious

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 12:29am UTC

If I had the option of
Being able to eat whatever
I wanted too and never get fat and always have a six pack
or
Commit a painless suicide
I would pick the suicide....

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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 1:39pm UTC

I eat cake
because it is
somebody's
birthday
somewhere.

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breezy_mac
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December 10, 2013 1:55am UTC

christmas = panettone yum yum in my tum :)

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Fitness_Quotes
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December 7, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Here's a tip for losing weight
turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are offered cake.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:09am UTC

My nephews first word was cake. I love him 10 times more than I already do.

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Radz*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 4:54pm UTC

My mum's a teacher.She's making cake for the kids in her class.But do I get any??No.

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Phishy
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC

I wanna be a virgin pure
A 21st century wh0re
I want back my virgnity
So I can feel infinity
I wanna drink until I ache
I wanna make a big mistake
I want blood, guts and angel cake
I’m gonna puke it anyway

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jezzlyn
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 5:32pm UTC

"I'm gonna go on a diet!"
*****Next Day*****
"Yay! Cake!"

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 1:18am UTC

Spongebob&Patrick: "Surprise!
Happy Birthday, Squidward!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday
Cake!
Happy, happy
Birthday!
Pin the
Tail on
the seahorse!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday,
Squidward!!"
Squidward: " It's not
My bithday!!!"
"Opposite Day"

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I don't know about you,
but i'd really like to bake a cake at 2 a.m and have a flour fight.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Society: Would you like cake or hip bones?
Me: Cake. Cake is always the answer.

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