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  1. cake clemmings* cake clemmings*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 7:24pm UTC
    luke and calum's son
    wake up in the morning to cake and bake
    calum made this account for me

  2. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2015 7:24pm UTC
    dairy queen ice cream cake = childhood

  3. Ashlee Nicole* Ashlee Nicole*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2015 8:09am UTC
    Your skin is warm like an oven,
    your kiss is sugary-sweet.
    Your fingers feel like cotton
    when you put your arms around me.
    I feel like I'm just missin'
    something whenever you leave.
    We've got all the ingredients
    except you lovin' me.

  4. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:06am UTC
    My diet could be described as..
    "An unchaperoned child
    at a birthday party."

  5. Mariah_is_death* Mariah_is_death*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 8:41pm UTC
    "Dude she called you fat!""OH Ā  HELL Ā NO!" Ā  Ā  Ā "Hold my cake!" Format By JustADream_Layouts.

  6. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    my favorite flavor of cake is more

  7. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 12:52am UTC
    piece of advice: be thankful for what you have. i was always upset because i was blind, and i couldn't appericiate what i had. now a lot of it is gone. i could cry and be depressed, but that wouldn't get me anywhere. now i'm just thankful i get to see me sisters once a week. i'm thankful i have a few close friends compared to none. i dont have much food, but i have more food than the kids in other countries. i don't have much money, but at least we can afford cartoons on the tv, water, and wifi.(oh thankyou glob we have wifi)
    be thankful, silly. maybe you're upset over something, maybe you're upset over nothing. but you have so much.

  8. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:20pm UTC
    Birthdays are good for your health
    Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  9. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 12:34am UTC
    Cake: The key to sanity.

  10. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 3:42am UTC
    Cut cake
    n o t w r i s t s
    nmq

  11. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 10:51am UTC
    my favorite flavor of cake is more

  12. DJElse DJElse
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    āThe Cake is not a lie.
    That's just an excuse for
    those who like pie.āž
    -DJElse

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 11:58am UTC
    I love chocolate cake<3

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    ā¤ Cut cake, not wrists. ā¤

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Personally, I'd be offended if a person jumped out of a cake to surprise me.
    They are contaminating perfectly good cake!
    The only thing I want hiding inside my cake is more cake.

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 11:53am UTC
    My sister made some lovely cupcakes<3

  17. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:04am UTC
    my favourite flavour of cake is more

  18. Kiraā™„* Kiraā™„*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    confession #02
    i once made a microwave mug cake, and it was so rubbish, i ended up giving it to the birds in my garden. even they didn't eat it :L

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 1:08am UTC
    i love birthdays they're so motivational like
    if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year i'll get money and cake

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 11:50am UTC
    When life gives you strawberries,
    go bake a cake and call it short.

:)

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