Best Byebye Quotes Ever

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:28pm UTC

Boyfriend: Sorry I didn't
answer your call I was busy
helping that girl you hate
with her math homework.
What I say: Oh, it's fine.
What I mean: I'm gonna
chop your p/nis off.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 2:00pm UTC

I was at a chess club meeting and my phone ringtone is Bye Bye Bye by 'N Sync. I forgot to turn my phone on vibrate and it went off in the middle of silence and this dude stood on the table and started singing it and another guy started dancing and it was amazing and ok.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 1:49pm UTC

i won't be on for a week i'm goin to campppp pce out luv u guise

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
December 1, 2014 9:54pm UTC

"Please,
don't forget me."
"I'll always be there for you."
"I'm so, so sorry."
Our words began to morph and twist into something I wasn't comfortable with.
"I lied."
I beat myself over it. Why was I doing this? I couldn't let you slip away. Not this time. Not again.
"I didn't mean to let this happen."
I couldn't escape the maze of my head. I was so angry. I was so sad. But more than anything, I was bewildered. It happened so slowly I almost didn't realize you were gone.
"Goodbye."
And now, years later, I still find myself hurting when I think about it. But not when I think about you. Because you...you're still beauitful. You're still amazing. You're still inspiring. You still make me smile. You're growing. You're prospering. You're succeeding. You're okay.
You're okay without me...
But that's good. That's all right.
I ' m o k a y t o o . ♥

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:31am UTC

I won't make this classy or any kind of sh/t.
I finally give up on myself.
7.29 am Sat Mar 9th 2013

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as52399
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:43pm UTC

I THINK IM LEAVING WITTY...

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 12:38am UTC

Truth is there are 23 hours and 26 minutes until my birthday,
And i will do everything in my power to be dead for it

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†Broken†*
posted a quote
November 26, 2014 11:37pm UTC

Ahem i have an important announcement to make.....
Im going offline
*Back round* Noooo dont gooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYY
It musht beh done!!
Baii meh loves C;

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DeathbyDuctTape
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 12:41pm UTC

Your Ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don't sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you're stronger without them in your life.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:32am UTC

Trying out for cheerleading today.
Gonna tell a crush I like him.
So much pressure on me lately.
Can I just go bye bye?

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cassidawn
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 5:34pm UTC

Don't act like you know me

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WhereDreamsGoToDie
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

One of the worst feelings in the world,
Is finding out that your best friend
of 11 years, secretly hates you.

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CharlieIsRad
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 11:38am UTC

most of the people on this website are fυcking ridiculous jesus christ
i'm leaving wittyprofiles. i am so done with all of this bullsнit.

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TinkyMJ
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 8:00pm UTC

Rest in peace, Jorge Ibañez. Fashion Week won't be the same without you. :(
Friday, March 14th. A Dark Day for Argentina.

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that_girl_you_know
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 12:41am UTC

I don't understand how one sock from every pair I have manages to commit suicide in the washing machine.

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ViolinBoy
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 5:48pm UTC

I wrote abut my experiment here on Witty. My blog is drewthedetective.blogspot.com. I'm having formatting issues so if it looks weird,that's why. Comment if you want.
Your friendly neighbourhood sociopath,
Drew/Connor

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 8:24am UTC

Need an ark?
I Noah guy.

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:31pm UTC

just because you say youre a guy doesnt give you the right to hit her an i hope you know that im gonna get you away from your "pose" an believe me im gonna hit you ALOT harder an ALOT more than you hit her because thats the type of MAN I AM

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lilly6403rox
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 3:10am UTC

fave this quote and I'll like, totally bomb your notifications! not now, though. I take my time.

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_livelife
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:41am UTC

The little boy we won't forget.

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