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Boyfriend: Sorry I didn't
answer your call I was busy
helping that girl you hate
with her math homework.
What I say: Oh, it's fine.
What I mean: I'm gonna
chop your p/nis off.
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Boyfriend: Sorry I didn't answer your call I was busy helping

20 faves · Aug 19, 2013 10:28pm

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted

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hahaha · byebye · penisoff · imnotjealousoranything · funny

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