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JakeBowden
posted a quote
February 23, 2016 9:23pm UTC

so theres this girl,
I talk to her everyday
but she makes me so nervous.
she intrigues me
she has ambition
she knows good music
shes absolutely beautiful
and I think I like her
dear god she gives me butterflies

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 4, 2015 7:47pm UTC

"I'd live for you"
and that's hard to do
even harder to say
when you know
it's not true,
even harder to write
when you know that
tonight there were people
back home who tried
talking to
you.
But you ignored them
STILL.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 3, 2015 10:02pm UTC

"Monster"
is a
Relative term.
To a Canary,
a Cat
is a Monster.
We're just
used to
being the
Cat.
"Jurassic World"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 3, 2015 11:27pm UTC

me: *just finished getting ready*person: I'm pretty tired..me: hoe don't do it.person: maybe we should just do this tomorrow..me: oh my god.

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I am single but crushing!!*
posted a quote
March 19, 2015 11:19am UTC

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

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I am single but crushing!!*
posted a quote
March 19, 2015 11:18am UTC

Start by doing what's necessary;
then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

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I am single but crushing!!*
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 2:06pm UTC

Boy Q:Hey, you wanna date
Girl A:Absolutly.......NOT
sorry but I am taken JK NOT just wanted to say no you Studid HOBO!!!!
PLz do not go and do this stuff or say this stuff

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skrewing*
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 4:48pm UTC

bruh witty is dead.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 14, 2014 5:35pm UTC

“
That's for
yesterday,
Squarepants!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC

I had
a dream,
That I was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like, "WTF are you wearing?" and I said, "It's a Crop Top."
(I laughed so hard that I woke up.)

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 3, 2014 7:05pm UTC

I can't
wait to
Leave o my
W i f e at
a highway
rest stop
-Jack barakat
"Full Frontal"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 1, 2014 12:35am UTC

Story Time #2:
So on Monday I started Driver's Ed in P.E. Now today we got to the section in the book were using, about DUI. Our teacher points out that DUI does not only include drinking, but drugs as well. My teacher was also explaining who mxing both of them together is extremely dangerous. He was explalning the effects these kind of activites have on our judgement and actions. Saying, "These two things have very different effects on our bodies alone. So mixing the two makes us feel and do things we wouldn't normally do." the teacher was interupted at this point by some kid who just yelled, "Herpes!" as of that's an effect of mixing Drugs and Alcohol. We all just turn around and look at the guy like "Bro WTF?" and to which the teacher explained to the guy that Herpes is a disease and is nt transmitted through Drugs or drinking.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
October 27, 2014 11:24pm UTC

Do you ever feel like a cheap knockoff?
Because sometimes I do.
I'll just see a really beautiful girl and then I'll get a glimpse of
myself in a mirror or my reflection in the window and
BAM!
Realization hits that I look like a poorly made bootleg.
They'll be Sailor Moon and I'll be the knock off called 'Planet Girl'

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dunner*
posted a quote
September 10, 2014 6:30am UTC

Each dream we have is given a reality eventually.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
August 6, 2014 4:04am UTC

the fear of tampons that exist in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things i've ever seen
they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if
u ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction
and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious

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SextingWhiteBoy
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 2:59pm UTC

Bruhhhh

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SextingWhiteBoy
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 9:12pm UTC

Ayeee lmao

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