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SextingWhiteBoy

Status: Bitch.

Member Since: 17 Mar 2014 09:48pm

Last Seen: 8 Apr 2014 08:24pm

user id: 380043

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  1. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    “Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up. Don’t tell women with facial hair to wax, don’t tell uncircumcisedd men they’re gross, don’t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don’t tell dark-skinned women to bleach their vaginnas, don’t tell black women to relax their hair, don’t tell flat-chested women to get breasst implants, don’t tell “apple-shaped” women what’s “flattering,” don’t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks, and don’t tell people whose toes you don’t approve of not to wear flip-flops. And so on, etc, etc, in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea. Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling other human beings what they “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their bodies unless a) you are their doctor, or b) SOMEBODY GODDAMNN ASKED YOU.”

    Lindy West, Thin Women: I’ve Got Your Back. Could You Get Mine?

  2. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Bruhhhh

  3. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    Life Hack: makeout with me and tell me I'm cute

  4. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is you middle name? Axl
    2. How old are you? 16
    3. What is your birthday? May 11th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? idc
    5. What is your favorite color? Black
    6. What's your lucky number? 420
    7. Do you have any pets? A dog
    8. Where are you from? U.S
    9. How tall are you? 5'11
    10. What shoe size are you? 12
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot a lot a lot
    12. What was your last dream about? I dont even remember
    13. What talents do you have? None suuck
    14. Are you psychic in any way? Nopee
    15. Favorite song? Anything by Artic Monkeys
    16. Favorite movie? "The Conjouring"
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Idekk
    18. Do you want children? Idk yet
    19. Do you want a church wedding? No
    20. Are you religious? Not at all Im a free spirit
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? A lot
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yupp
    24. Baths or showers? Showers
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Barefoot
    26. Have you ever been famous? No
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
    28. What type of music do you like? Anything thats good
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yupp
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? idk
    32. How big is your house? Idk
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I cant remember the last time i had breakfast
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
    35. Have you ever tried archery? No
    36. Favorite clean word? Dont have one
    37. Favorite swear word? I cant decide theyre all pretty great
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 4 days
    39. Do you have any scars?Lots and lots
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no i'm too ugly
    41. Are you a good liar? Yupp
    42. Are you a good judge of character? Yupp
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Idk
    44. Do you have a strong accent? No
    45. What is your favorite accent? I like raspy voices
    46. What is your personality type? You tell me
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk i spend most of my money on clothes soo
    48. Can you curl your tongue? yupp
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie.
    50. Left or right handed? Left
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Nahh
    52. Favorite food? Steakk
    53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food.....
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
    55. Most used phrased? Idk i dont use "phrases"
    56. Most used word? F uuck
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min
    58. Do you have much of an ego? nah
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? No
    61. Do you sing to yourself? No
    62. Are you a good singer? Idk
    63. Biggest Fear? I have no fears (jk)
    64. Are you a gossip? no
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Idk
    66. Do you like long or short hair?Longish on the top
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yupp
    68. Favorite school subject? Social Studies/History
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yupp
    71. What makes you nervous? Everything
    72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
    74. Are you ticklish? Nahh
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nahh
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idekk
    77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes lmaoo
    78. Have you ever done drugs? Yupp
    79. Who was your first real crush? Idk
    80. How many piercings do you have? 2
    81. Can you roll your Rs?" yes
    82. How fast can you type? pretty fast
    83. How fast can you run? Idk
    84. What color is your hair? Brown
    85. What color is your eyes? Brown
    86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
    87. Do you keep a journal? No
    88. What do your parents do? I dont have a mom but my dad does weird hippie sh/t
    89. Do you like your age? No
    90. What makes you angry? A lot of things
    91. Do you like your own name? Nah its pretty dumb
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? idk I like the name Alaska
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Idk
    94. What are you strengths?
    95. What are your weaknesses?
    96. How did you get your name? My parents are weird rock and roll hippies
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? Nahh not that ik of
    98. Do you have any scars? I answered this already
    99. Color of your bedspread? White
    100. Color of your room? Black and grey
    :credit to MadiCakes for this:

  5. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Get Your Chrystal Method On

  6. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    Ayeee lmao

  7. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    My whole life I've obsessed over looks and meeting other peoples standereds
    So I made my own

  8. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    If you call my smile ugly im never smiling again

:)

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