Brownies Quotes

mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Woo here we go elaborating on the church thing from yesterday
'ight so I went to this thing called a Matthew Party at my friends church and it didn't suck, like I go to church with my family and it blows because judgemental people but i dunno man there were like 7 kids (not really kids-the youngest was 8th grade) and 3 adults and we watched a movie and ate brownies and yeah i dunno man. One o fthe leaders went to HS with my parents.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 8:56pm UTC

"hello, drug dealer? i'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 101 points

† HOPE *
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I kinda want BROWNIES! :p

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 3:26pm UTC

It doesn't matter if your black, white, gay, straight, or anything in between
IF YOU MAKE ME BROWNIES I WILL LOVE YOU

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points

Phishy
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 9:46am UTC

I've been eating
nothing but brownies
ice cream
and donuts
the past few weeks
So how the hell did I lose weight?!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

capsized*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:01pm UTC

me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points

Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 12:31am UTC

ArayaBoo1 I love you!!!!!!
She's making us brownies!!! <3
I love my very smexy friend ;*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points

Decay *
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:24am UTC

most embarrassing moment is when i was ten and at my friends and started attaching a plate of brownies then 30 min later i started throwing up brownie chunks everywhere..... not my finest hour

👍 this is good · read the comments · 14 points

dolph*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:09pm UTC

life tip: if u feelin frowny go and eat a brownie

👍 this is good · read the comments · 148 points

ImNoSuperman
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:52pm UTC

I make the best Nutella brownies. js

👍 this is good · read the comments · 20 points

Weed
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 4:25pm UTC

who wants brownies
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

capsized*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:39pm UTC

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES" and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered "pot?"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 26 points

KaitlinJ96
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Preheat oven to 350º
smoosh refrigerated cookie dough into the bottom of each well in a cupcake tray
place Reese cup upside down on top of cookie dough (or an Oreo)
top with prepared box brownie mix
fill each well 3/4 full
bake for 18 minutes
You are so welcome!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:22pm UTC

How to make pot brownies
-Bake brownies
-Place brownies into a flower pot
-Enjoy

👍 this is good · read the comments · 133 points

Esmeralda*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I Just saw the most
AMAZING THING, THE F//CK I GAVE...
FLEW AWAY,
amazing!
Follow for a follow.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

Keyboardfreak898
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

"Hello, drug dealer? I'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 27 points

yourbiggestfanthisisstan
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

My cousin: Anyone who doesn't like brownies doesnt exsist.
Me: I just don't really like brownies...
My cousin: Either did Ryan.
Me: Ryan?
My cousin: Exactly, he disappered because he doesnt like brownies.
True story

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points

Witty Profiles

Brownies Quotes