Bing Quotes

*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 10:36pm UTC

*Computer automatically sets search engine to Bing*
Me: Stop trying to make Bing happen, it's not going to happen.

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e*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Bing
B.ecause.
I.t's.
N.ot.
Google
#VoteGoogle

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Shelley♥*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:20pm UTC

The most searched
thing on Bing
is 'Google'.
that's quite sad isn't it?
nmq[;

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:38pm UTC

omegle Talk to strangers!
Question to discuss:
Is this google?
You: Yes.
Stranger: No this is not
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: Don't listen to him!
You: Yes it is. Shutup, Bing.
You: You're just jealous.
Stranger: This is omegle
You: SHUTUP BING YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE BEST SEARCH ENGINE EVER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 10, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Bing is definitely a man. Let's think about it, Bing tries to think it's superior
and does a horrible job with pleasing it's user.

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awesomeness...*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC

advertisement: bing is better than google!
me: Bing is better than google my a.ss.... -.-

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burning*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Google or bing ?

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Misty c:*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Have you ever realized
That it's called "Bing" because it
means "Because It's Not Google"?

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 11:49am UTC

Me: I can't find it anywhere on Google!
Friend: Why don't you try Bing?
Me: Bing? BING! Why don't I try Bing? Why don't you eat your TV!

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DarkSecrets
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 9:04pm UTC

BING.
Because It's Not Google.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC

So today when I went on to Google, Google wouldn't work on my Chrome for some reason. So I had to go on Bing.
It didn't feel right. Google get well soon, please.

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